Cinnemark might not enforce the order, given that they’re going to be receiving a lot of bad press. The company makes upward of 2 billion a year, so they can certainly swallow the cost of their legal representation. It’s possible they wanted the judge’s order on record to deter similar sorts of lawsuits painting…

Remember the golden years of Camalot when politicians would actually fuck gorgeous movie stars and not just pathetically jerk off in front of an electronic screen with strangers?

Black boxes? Cover up? Where is Malaysian Airlines Flight 370?! JET FUEL DOESN’T MELT STEEL BEAMS!

How many times do they have to tell you they don’t start serving lunch until 10:15? Your fault at this point imo

Klay Thompson and Steph Curry were not the same sharpshooters after Harambe was killed.

“untimely passing” in that it was a decade too late?

Any truth to the rumor the air bag was laid over his face when they found him?

WOW real trump supporters! I thought they were all too busy being casual racists and having sex with their sisters to be on the internet.

This is a classy strawman made of the finest 24K gold. Look at the great, tremendous quality of that argument.

The best burn would’ve been putting Coors light in champagne flutes.

usually I am not one to criticise, but I cannot believe they didn’t realise their mistake. they really need to find out who authorised this, because I cannot find any way to rationalise such an error.

When my brother and I were little, we did “gymnastics” at this local place in town. Really, it was just us rolling around on the mats, hanging on the bars, and climbing through tunnels. It was recreational fun. My parents were happy to have us out of their hair for an hour or so.

Funny thing is, he still sounds like less of an asshole than his brother.

That’s a weird way of doing math. Do they actually lose $4,000 on every car, or is it that $359 million spread out over all the cars they sold, comes out to a $4,000 loss on every car.

We lie to your husband too. Maybe smaller lies, but you all get lies.

Owah murderah TE is bettah than yoah murderah TE! Yoah just jealous!

13 in 22 sentences.

“You’ll never, ever, ever play for the Redskins.”

You win some, you lose some. Their bullpen mound may be dangerous, but their lineup sure isn’t.

But under the terms of the proposed deal, the Bucks would keep all revenue from arena events—even non-Bucks events.