My 1.5 year old smelled like she crapped her diaper.

Am I the only one who loves this and thinks it's great?

A quarter of one hundred thousand dollars? LOL I'll buy 8 used V6 Mustangs for that money instead and smoke you all down the 1/4 mile. THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IS HP, I read that in the specs section of C&D.

I would too. But I'm a Mariners homer.

Griffin: [tries to hug Rivers]

The often-quoted Blackstone's formulation says, "It is better that 10 guilty persons escape than that one innocent suffer." Benjamin Franklin later tweaked the quote, changing the 10 to a whopping 100. Hernandez later shot Benjamin Franklin, after an altercation at a nightclub.

At least the stakes are relatively low because Benson owns the Saints. If he was an owner in Texas he'd be facing execution if found incompetent.

Racist? Come on, Samer. This dog doesn't even see color.

I, for one, see nothing wrong with the Patriot Act that would increase video surveillance of everything.

I'm thinking this...

i'd gladly go pay sticker for a Hudson.

So Bill is so much more awesome than his amazing commentary suggests:

Did you just suggest that Javale McGee being available for free as an alternative to Mozgov?

Aren't you the guy who wrote "Hahahaha the Cavs traded two first rounders for Timofey Mozgov"? How do you still have a job? Print a retraction.

"Get horny for the puck" is a landmark in bad coaching

I don't think he is parked. If you watch closely the BMW is moving. Also no brake lights.

No props for Derrick Rose? Dude's been playing the "me ow" game in interviews for years.

I think the perp's ride is a "Suzuki Swift Justice+"

Nothing embodies a desire to escape racism like committing to Alabama.

This guy could stand to learn a lot from another legendary bruin, Winnie the Pooh.
Because if Winnie The Pooh as taught us anything, it's that you don't need to solicit Romanian chicks on twitter to get to the honey pot; you just have to rock an ill-fitting polo shirt and no goddam pants.