That Woody's music is used to sell anything probably wouldn't make him super happy; that the ad avoids the message is just insult to injury and no surprise.

Honestly, the thing that gets me about GOW:FA more than any of the other free to wait mobile games out there is just how vicious they are with their advertising. I've had multiple times on mobile where via some sort of advertising black magic whatever app is currently in focus will switch out to the App Store with the…

That's so sweet

I'd love to see an angle showing the puck going into the net

How is this a story? Native American slurs are yelled and beer is dumped at literally every Washington D.C. professional football game.

I'm just here so I won't get unionized.

"See? They all look the same."

I disagree. He's just suffering from a chronic case of NATITUDE. It flares up at the worst times.

There's no possible way my parents would ever do something like this to me.

Also, he doesn't take ill-advised threes anymore because who the hell wants to be in downtown Cleveland?

Lynch gave an earlier presser where he just said "I'm blessed" twenty-five times, but the reporters all mistook him for Russell Wilson.

Anthony still can't believe that the DC police allow prostitutes to be cops.

The idea of Dan Snyder fucking a horse is completely crude and unnecessary, Kyle. I hope you're sued to the highest extent of the law by that poor horse.

Huge pats fan and I was ridiculously pissed when that article first started making the rounds but then I thought about how Ben-Jarvus Green-Ellis never fumbled with the Pats and then fumbled like four times in his first season outside of New England and now I'm concerned that we might actually have been cheating.

Scapegoats are my favorite kind of goat.

"There is surveillance video showing the attendant taking the footballs from the official's locker room into another room at Gillette Stadium before bringing them out to the field, sources tell FOX Sports."

The league's security apparatus sure is quick and thorough on such important matters.

Fuck Wilson. The dude just up and swims off at the first sign of rough weather. Some friend.