"It was so sad to see the hopelessness in their faces, and know that they are never going to be okay," said Johnny, age eight.

INTERVIEWER: Now, as someone who coached in both New York and New England in the 90s, there's an infamous incident I want to ask you about-

Fuck you Boyle and your Laws.

Westbrook responded, 'It went well. It was a white guy this time, which considering the judicial system we have in this country, is a pretty rare thing. So that was cool. They also didn't botch the drug combo, so the guy didn't lie on the gurney suffering for an hour before he died. So all in all, I have to say the…

Pan guy:

People who prefer No Pulp Orange Juice should be put to sleep. Same with creamy PB lovers.

Refs have a lot of shit to do already. Worrying about which penalty flag to pull out should not be one of them. Inevitably the ref is going to pull the wrong flag out, and it'll create another situation. I feel like this is solution for something that's not really a problem.

I don't understand why the refs can't just shoot the offending player with a paint gun. I'd like SOMEONE to explain to me why that wouldn't fix everything.

Is it possible that different devices get different versions of the app? Google Play downloaded 3.0.15 to my Samsung Galaxy Note 4 this morning, and there is no sign of this feature anywhere in the app.

Dame's been known to hit the odd three now and then, in addition to his inside prowess...

Being grey sucks

gtfo with that attitude

Good for the Thunder. They've been missing a presence at SG that takes terrible shots and plays terrible defense since they traded away Harden.

I don't feel like playing basketball anymore either. Mostly because I am really shitty at it.

This is a football school. They all lie about degrees.

Despite coming away with the win, Byron Scott was still upset with his team for giving up a quality shot on that last play.

The Knicks have been trying it ever since they got Carmelo. Shit just doesn't work.

Why did your law school turn out so many Chinese restaurant founders?

I would've been like, "LOOK AT THE SCOREBOARD LOSER!"