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She was overheard by multiple people. She did this to more than one guy over the years. She admitted to it. Mental illness: It’s a real thing!

I have a male friend who was falsely accused. This happened over ten years ago so the details are a little fuzzy now, but basically what happened was this: Dude and Girl had known each other for years and hooked up at a party one night. Many months later, she accused him of having raped her that night. He was

I harbor a seething, totally irrational hatred for my husband’s most recent ex, the girl he was with before me. She lived overseas and they had this torturous long-distance relationship where he was obsessively in love with her, and she kind of kept him in her back pocket and would tell him he was her boyfriend when

Wow, how’s that internalized misogyny working out for you? Pretty well?

I like lululemon because I love multifunctional clothing. I don’t really buy their yoga-specific clothes but I love their ‘street appropriate’ clothes for everyday wear. I need stuff that looks put together and is comfortable, stretchy, breathable, and durable. I have yet to find another ‘casually athletic’ clothing

With the exception of the alcoholism, this pretty much describes my dad. I relate to all this SO HARD.

I just finished it. It's SO GOOD. There were so many unexpected things in it that I completely could relate to.

My rich asshole ex has one of those libertine Linus bikes. POSERS.

I BIND YOU, SONY, FROM DOING HARM. HARM AGAINST OUR TEENAGE SELVES AND HARM AGAINST YOURSELF.

As someone who just ate absolutely fucking AMAAAAAZING pizza (pepperoni, mushrooms, fresh garlic, fresh basil, and herbed ricotta) for dinner, I 100% approve this message.

I live in Florida and I can assure you that Lilly Pulitzer is about as basic as basic gets, but you better watch it with that shit around here because if you come for Lilly there’s about a thousand blonde bitches who will straight up murder you with their pearl-white SUVs.

Lululemon's TaTa Tamer! I'm a DD and although I know a lot of big chested ladies love that Moving Comfort bra, I'm in Florida and that one makes me sooooo sweaty. I like the TaTa Tamer because it has mesh venting in between the boobs that keeps me from becoming a sweat lake. I also like that the straps can convert

Lululemon's TaTa Tamer! I'm a DD and although I know a lot of big chested ladies love that Moving Comfort bra, I'm

I mean, right? The end of my relationship with my college fiancé certainly wasn’t ‘good for me’, it very literally derailed my life.

So this isn’t really an embarrassing story, and it didn’t technically happen at the dance, but here goes. My senior prom, my boyfriend and I told our parents we were spending the night at a friend’s house and instead we decided to be ~*BAD KIDS*~ for a night and got a room at this sketchy hotel on the edge of town.

This is also my life. I have thick, mid-back length hair and I shed like a golden retriever. My son is now 4 and it's abated a lot and my hair is now pretty lush and nice, but when it's this long, a small amount of shedding shows up in a big way. We have to yank a kitten-sized clump out of our shower drain about every

I'd seen the movie multiple times before I realized it was a book, too. I immediately read the book and while it's pretty different, it's also REALLY good and has the same basic feel as the movie. It also turned me on to Alice Hoffman, who remains one of my all-time favorite authors. It's also EXCELLENT summer

Oh god do those fries look delicious. They remind me of Lola fries. Oh god I'm so hungry. HALP.

I grew up in Youngstown, Ohio. Not much else to say about that except I FEEL YOU.

Oho. In the middle of the Blind Pig, in downtown Cleveland, in front of dozens of people. I’d gone out with my good friend, let’s call her Sally, and in an effort to relive our younger and drunker days we waltzed up to the bar at around 7:30 p.m. and ordered the first drinks of the night: A round of Irish Car Bombs.

Uh, this isn’t news. Stores were doing this when I was in high school in 1998-2002. It’s not that weird.