BACKWARDS AND FORWARDS AND IN ONE PLACE! Ugh I have goosebumps just thinking about it ugh ugh

Boom. I have a few Nanette Lepore dresses that were all in the 200-400 range and they’re gorgeous and all made in New York, not by some sweatshop worker who gets paid 30 cents an hour. This ‘Balmain’ collab might look nice but I seriously doubt the quality is worth the price.

I mean.....their clothes are exactly the clothes of this time period. I'm the same age as Rory, and I wore the same kind of shit in high school/college. It was just a time of really, REALLY bad fashion. Go find some old shots of Paris hilton and Nicole Richie if you don't believe me.

All I can think about is father of the bride II; “Are you telling me I might have a granddaughter named Sophie zenkman???” When I got married, I hyphenated. My husband’s last name stayed the same. Our son has my maiden name as a second middle name. Boom.

I am right. There. With you. I was a barista in my 20s, and exchanged a few emails with jared rutledge when I was considering moving to Asheville from Raleigh. He seemed really nice and offered to show me around town and even offered me a job at waking life if one became available. I could’ve very easily been one of…

I emailed you guys this story this morning after it came up on my Facebook feed. I’m incredibly disturbed by it. I corresponded briefly with Jared in 2010 when I was considering a move to Asheville, he offered to show me around town and a job at waking life if he had an open spot. He seemed like a really nice guy,…

You didn’t ask me but I’m answering you anyway, definitely check out The Borough in Raleigh! If you like sweeter cocktails I recommend the Bluebelle.

Nope nope nope, I defy you to find a worse place in NC than Fayetteville. Considering some of the shit that goes on around there and the number of pissed-off military dudes who populate that town, I think these guys are probably lucky they escaped without getting beaten up or worse. It’s sort of awful to remember that…

Try again. Even at full price they aren't that much. I paid 80 bucks for mine.

Just came to say that I have those same Rag & Bone jeans, and they are fucking amazing. Rag & Bone makes excellent stuff for people who have relatively fit legs and butts, but flabby lower abdomen/hip/midsection areas. If you had a kid and your entire middle part went to shit, Rag & Bone is the brand for you.

It’s supposed to be a joke, you guys. That’s her teenage daughter Violet wearing it. It’s a one-off made for the runway show.

Ugh.

I don’t have a dick, and I don’t think you know what the word ‘martyred’ means.

I mean….does it not then follow that a person who has made a choice to have a big expensive wedding should not then complain about how expensive every aspect of her big expensive wedding is? That’s why people are reacting poorly to this post. I enjoy this blog and I loved her post about choosing a dress, but this one…

So much all of this. We had a courthouse wedding and then reserved the patio of our favorite restaurant for a big dinner. Family and a few friends came and had dinner, we paid for everyone’s cocktails, then afterwards our friends came out with us and we barhopped for the rest of the night. No froofy crap, no…

I feel you.

OH BOY HAVE I GOT A GOOD ONE.

For real. One of my good friends from high school is Indian American, and her wedding was INSANE. She married a white dude, so they had two separate weddings over the course of four days; a Christian ceremony and a Hindu ceremony, both with an accompanying reception, breakfast, parties, etc. She had two gowns ( a sari…

Right? A guy I know from high school just got engaged to his rebound girlfriend. He ended his ten-year on again, off again relationship with his ex-fiancee/girlfriend thing in APRIL and he’s already engaged to a new girl. I’m looking at his Facebook pictures thinking oh, honey, NOOOOOO.

Mmmm, I love some sloppy wet pizza.