I actually AGREE with you about Satchel's. It's overpriced, and it's definitely good pizza, but it's not OMG THE WORLD'S BEST PIZZA. It's just good for Gainesville, which ain't saying much. Although I don't know what the fuck Dina L. was expecting when she ordered some gluten-free non-dairy-cheese monstrosity. That…

I posted my story earlier, but it's kind of lame, and then I remembered my grandparents epic cheating story.

OOh, ooh, I've got one! My First Serious Boyfriend, who I dated from the spring of my junior year of high school until the spring of my freshman year of college, two years and some change. He was my first love, guy I lost my virginity to, etc. He came up to visit me at college (he was a year younger and a senior in HS…

She's pure gold. An irate restaurant manager took her to task for one of her bad reviews of some fancy-ass place in south florida. It's awesome.

Oh man those hair rhinestones=ALANIS MORRISETTE AT THE 1998 VMAS SINGING THAT SONG FROM CITY OF ANGELS HANDS UP IF YOU WATCHED IT TOO!

Anytime you need some good yelp entertainment go read reviews from Dina L. in Gainesville, FL. Her reviews range from places like CVS and major airports to high-class restaurants. It's amazing. NEVER CHANGE, DINA L.

It's not that bad. My little cousin went to school with a girl whose first name is Cherry Pie. I went to school with a girl named Summer Breeze and a guy named Justin Paradise.

She looks great, but that dude is just not handsome or tall enough to be Prince Charming. He's just not. COME AT ME.

I fucking love BCO. It's the best internet of the week. I also have a pretty good incompetent server story!

Come on now, we all know Pennsylvania is just a rectangular Florida.

Ugh. When I was in college, I dated and was briefly engaged to a guy from a very wealthy family. His father and grandfather were both very successful lawyers, and they had inherited wealth on top of that. I was raised by a single mom, but we lived with her parents while I was growing up, and my family as a whole is…

I second this. I also lost a good friend to suicide this week. My husband's best friend. To anyone thinking of harming themselves, know you are loved and you are worthwhile.

I don't know what's scarier, his expression of terrified bewilderment or her ATROCIOUS prom-in-2001-style updo.

Yeah. I'd rather have stitches in my belly than stitches in my vag.

I know you're getting a lot of naysayers, but let me assure you that a vaginal birth can be every bit as traumatic as a c-section. I tore in two places and spent two weeks in bed recovering, unable to do anything but hobble slowly to the bathroom. I got off easy, too, my cousin-in-law tore 'all the way from front to…

Oh come on. It's well documented that this unchecked consumption of chemicals is leading to all sorts of terrible conditions, including BUT NOT LIMITED TO bonus eruptus and skin failure. Ask any scientician.

Whatever it takes. If it's another man, then so be it. In an ideal world, every woman (or man) in a shitty relationship with an asshole would have that miraculous 'I choose ME!' moment and walk out into the sun of a brand new day, but that's just not how it happens in real life. I know two women, both intelligent,…

Holy god, it's MAGNIFICENT. Who makes this????

You better believe I'mma plaster this allllll over my Facebook. I 'came out' as an atheist at 16, and was met with an entire spectrum of nutty reactions including my boyfriend asking me if I worshipped Satan and my best friend, who unfortunately was Greek Orthodox, declaring loudly that she was going to 'make it her…

I have no real celebrity encounters, just a few meetings with quasi-famous rock stars. However, since Cleveland has become a popular city for movie shoots, a bunch of my friends there have had various bonkers celebrity encounters. Scarlett Johansson became a regular at my friend's cafe while they were shooting The…