A-fucking-men, dude.

Fucking thank you. I currently live in the south, but I grew up in Northeast Ohio and lived in Cleveland for seven years. Cleveland and Youngstown, my hometown, are completely fucking broke. I've never driven a four wheel drive (LOL R U SERIOUS). I learned to drive in snow in a 1991 Toyota Camry. I've driven on the…

It's insane to me that anyone would possibly think it WOULD have been viable. This is what happens when people with zero medical knowledge make medical decisions. The mother was deprived of oxygen, right? Where does the fetus get oxygen? At the very least, even if everything else developed normally, it would have…

Welcome! Most people have no idea that these springs are here, and they're such an incredible treasure. The springs up near me, in Gilchrist County, are about 8 hours from Miami, so I dunno if that will be doable for you or not. Check out http://www.floridasprings.org, they have tons of information about what…

Gilchrist County, in North Central Florida, about 30 miles west of Gainesville. If you're an outdoorsy person, we have the most cold springs of anywhere in the world, and they're all breathtakingly beautiful. For anyone who likes to swim, hike, canoe/kayak, or scuba dive, this is a great place. The springs are crystal…

All I took away from that Snoop article is HOLY SHIT SNOOP IS GOING GRAY.

What's the problem here? She's talking about how women are socially conditioned to act, and saying that women need to overcome it to be professionally successful. Manufactured outrage FTW!

See, the grudge and the original korean ju-on didn't scare me at all. Like I said, I'm a big horror fan, and i don't scare easily. Something about The Ring just GETS to me. It's defies explanation.

Oh, shit, that is fucking terrifying. I live in the south and I swear the land we live on is haunted as shit. It used to be part of a plantation, although the estate has long since been divided up and the original house knocked down. God only knows what went on here.

FUCK YOU FOR POSTING THIS. SERIOUSLY. JESUS CHRIST.

Well, unless you're close to Mount Dora, you're probably safe. If nuclear war breaks out I'll be found on Cedar Key, drinking rumrunners and eating clams.

There will be a special place in hell for the two early 20-something hipster chicks who forcibly wedged their way into a tiny gap in front of me and proceeded to smash into the people around them and jump up and down, on my feet, repeatedly, pretending to ignore the nasty looks they were receiving from everyone around…

Run for the hills. Run far, run deep. Cut and run. Now.

I submit that Bates is and always has been a murderous psychopath, and he totes killed that guy AND his wife. However, I like the Anna plotline. I thought it gave Joanna Froggat a chance to do some good acting, and I think she nailed it. It was less boring and tedious than the Bates-in-prison thing, which I just did.…

The Smoothie To Rule Them All: The Beehive.

PSA: I dunno what the laws are like in Mexico, but here in the U.S. it is TOTALLY ILLEGAL to touch or in any way interfere with the tiniest of sea turtles, no matter how adorably imperiled they may seem. You can shoo away any seagulls attempting to eat them, but THAT'S IT.

Uhh, I'm pretty sure those photos of Michelle trying to karate-kick the photographer are the GREATEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN.

Demerol?? Jesus Christ, a dentist is qualified to administer Demerol? To a toddler?

The frat at my school was sigma alpha epsilon. We called them the sig eps.

Yup. The sig eps at my school were notorious. Sociopathic rapey assholes, every single one of them,