"...the most poorest of communities."

My mom follows me around on Facebook and comments on every single photo, every status update, and every comment I leave on other people's photos/statuses.

My mom follows me around on Facebook and comments on every single photo, every status update, and every comment I leave on other people's photos/statuses.

God, THANK YOU. I've had a Facebook since 2005. I'm more than happy to see teenagers and anyone over 45 hit the road.

Salmonella: eventually, you will get it. Be ye warned.

Oh, great, THANKS FOR MAKING ME REVISIT THIS CHILDHOOD TRAUMA.

Hooray for Raleigh Denim! I lived in Raleigh when they were first getting started. They made aprons for the cafe where I worked. Their jeans are expensive, but they're meant to last a lifetime, and they will tailor them for you for free (or at least they would when they started.) A good pair of raw-denim jeans is a…

I think she's got her eyes shut like that because the guy behind her appears to be applying eye makeup. Although even if he's not, I'm pretty sure that's the same face I'd be making if I were in that situation.

Oh look, another woman belching out anti-science bullshit. How novel. Enjoy getting knocked up.

I submit that being a tall girl is harder than being a short guy.

You know, I'm pretty sick of the waah wahh poor short guy crap. I'm 5'8, and I have nothing against dating short guys, but you know who's always made height an issue? THE FUCKING SHORT GUYS. This doesn't come from women. It comes from the guys themselves. Small Man Complex is a fucking killer. I know ONE very short…

Side note about Simple Green: Don't ever try to clean your hardwood floor with it.

I swear, I must be the only person on earth who finds Cumberbatch totally unattractive. I don't get his appeal. Also, he looks EXACTLY like my husband's best friend. They could be brothers.

Anyone who has to deal with the people working at the Gainesville airport should be given a complimentary Satchel's pizza.

My three year old son has a model CGT that he's in love with. It goes everywhere with him. He sleeps with it at night. Seeing him curled up with it last night and the night before gave me chills.

LOL "colored people?" Thanks but no thanks, gramps.

The Outlander series by Diana Gabaldon. You will not be disappointed. Well-written, just purple enough, interesting, great female protagonist.

No. I refuse to accept that this could be true. It's viral marketing for Fast 7. Yes. That is what it is. Right? Right.

This, this, all of this a million freaking times. I'd upvote this a million times if I could. No one ever talks about the problems inherent in a bunch of white people telling People Of Other Races when they should be offended.

I'm pretty blown away by the people on here who are actually ARGUING with you about how often little kids need to be bathed. Keeping your child clean is a pretty important part of being a parent, guys. There's no possible excuse for your kid being smelly or dirty. NONE. If your kid is the smelly kid, you need to…