I'm pretty sure there's no end to the amount of money I'd pay to watch Rachel Maddow take out Rand Paul.

Yeah, see, I think it's something that most people don't even know about. I think people will defend Michelle with the "oh what's wrong with being modest/teaching them to behave" thing without having the slightest clue that it's really about something much more insidious and awful.

It's a problem because this family subscribes to the concept of "defrauding." This is the belief that women are responsible for the "impure" thoughts of men/boys, and if they present themselves in an immodest way, they are being a "stumbling block" for the purity of the boys. It's not an uncommon thing among sects.

She does it on purpose. The whole "gazing at him adoringly" thing is part of her "respectful" schtick. Any time you see a photo of the two of them where he's speaking, she's doing that. Always with the same expression on her face.

Yup. It never ends. I'm 29 and I still get that shit.

Is 48 supposed to be an impressive number?

Poor Old Edith. She just can't catch a break. Although she's definitely getting the best clothes this season.

Oh my god where in Ohio? I'm from Ohio. I must know.

Y'all realize XOjane is just trolling their readers now, right? Right?

YES. I love apple crumble. I grew up in Ohio, and apples smell like the sunlit golden autumns of my childhood. I made a truly spectacular apple crumble several weeks ago. My household consists of myself, my husband, our toddler, and my husband's elderly father. I made a fairly large apple crumble, assuming that…

Argh my cousin just graduated from there last spring and he's got some super creepy stories. I went to Baldwin-Wallace, a small school outside Cleveland, and it was haunted as fuck, too. Why are all the schools in Ohio so haunted???

Oh, my god, I've heard of this place. One of my best friends from college is a roller coaster fanatic. He married my other best friend from college, and they went there and rode the Phoenix on their honeymoon, as part of a giant tour-de-obscure amusement parks. Wait till I tell them this story.

OH JESUS I HAVE RELATIVES IN THE TRIAD.

Alright, as I former NC resident with relatives living in several locations around the state, I NEED to know where in NC this occurred. For my own peace of mind. So I can be sure to never go there. Ever.

Oh, shit. Can I tell my recurring nightmare story? I'd love to hear some opinions about it.

Yeah, they did that to me, too. Because I admitted to having smoked pot at an unspecified time in the past. I was subjected to multiple drug screenings and had to speak with a social worker before they would release us from the hospital, after my son was born.

Haha, I guess I gave myself away then. I grew up in Youngstown and lived in Cleveland for 8 years. I feel sorry for any Ohioan who's never experienced a Sokolowski's peirogi.

Oh shit, I forgot all about Wendy's!! Obviously Ohio's official food should be Wendy's.

Thank you. I think the official food of ohio should actually be the perogi.

Fuck you, I'm an Ohioan, and I don't know a single person who likes, or who has even EATEN, Skyline chili. It's disgusting and everyone knows it. Cincinnati doesn't even count as part of Ohio, it's a misbegotten bastard child of Kentucky and West Virginia anyway.