Sometimes you have to do the hard thing?

“flirting expert”

I don’t know but it would be so much better if he had an oversized fedora on.

This. But we all know who wins the Facebook martyr-off: stay at home moms.

I’m not seeing what’s so terrible about this, either. It’s not even that new of a concept. It’s not such an uncommon idea that a woman who doesn’t have biological children might take joy in raising nieces and nephews, or mentoring young people, or being a stepparent. For all the people who fret about family values,…

Whoa... the Uber drivers down under sound insane. You better run; you better take cover.

Thank you.

Where else are you going to have a first date when you meet on “Tinder”?

And dear sweet TayTay: if you want to discuss women sticking together that’s fine, but first let’s talk about your playground fight with Katy Perry and your girl gang Bad Blood video, mmmkay?

No offense Lee Daniels, I love your show but Empire is to our generation, what Dynasty is to our parent’s. Sure you might have more sensical story lines and less wedding massacres but still, you’re a nighttime soap opera. Deal.

Michael Bay sad?

Don’t feel bad - it is what it is, and no one can disqualify your experience. It’ll have been worth it (sometimes not really because babies and toddlers can be assholes) but that doesn’t change the fact that pregnancy sucks. I had the “I’ll adopt next time” feeling for real, until... I found out I was pregnant with my…

So Marc Jacobs look for Fall is “Every Guy Who Sold Me Drugs While Trying To Sex Me Up By Quoting From Siddhartha At A Small Liberal Arts College In The Pacific Northwest In The Late 80s”?
Good to know.

Hero dog: thows himself in front of bus to protect his blind human.

So Amoruso labels herself a feminist, gaining cultural acclaim and respect and free press, but once it comes inbetween her and money she is suddenly a Koch brother.

2/10

<Leans back in chair and slow claps>

i won’t be able to watch this movie because actresses are false idols.