When I was real little my dad had a single cab pickup, so I would sit in the baby seat in the middle, mom on the passenger side, dad driving. Dad runs into Home Depot and leaves mom and I in the car and I guess I accidentally kicked the shifter (manual truck) into neutral causing the truck to roll back into a brand…

I’m a father of two that have somehow made it to 11 and 12. Due to irrational fear based on news coverage and the reactions of nutjobs (“concerned” strangers) I won’t leave my kids in the car if I can’t see them. Luckily I’m 6’4 so when I run into a gas station I can see them while I’m in line.

You know who is most…

The question in this headline should be on the test to decide if you’re allowed to vote. If you say “No” unequivocally, you’re too irrational to be allowed a say in society.

The complaint made by a resident of that area was that they were having sex in the car with the door open. There were photos, but it was impossible to see if the P was in the V - but it went far beyond ‘kissing her boyfriend on the sidewalk’ as she initially alleged.

Okay, this is stupid, but apparently the dress can still make me laugh-

Because no one calls Nicki Minaj "Queen Nicki Minaj", while for some reason Jezebel worships "Queen Bey?" I hate boxing—poor people smashing each other's brains in. It's so fucked. And then celebrities show up all glam and the women are all sexed up looking? I do not get it. Also, just looking at JayZ when he thinks…

Two things:

The sterilization was just the end step in the program starting in her childhood that created her to be an assassin, so yes, her monsterness was pretty much forced on her. It wasn’t “Oh I can’t have kids, I’m gonna go murder some folks”, it was a coldly deliberate step to ensure she had nothing in her life other than…

I like this project but one of the things I see a lot with abortion stories is that there often is the narrative of abusive boyfriend or mental illness or rape or genetic issues, which are of course perfectly legitimate reasons to have an abortion. One narrative you don’t see so often but I imagine it’s pretty common…

Better morally? No. Good thing nobody is saying that.

She apologized in a post that was literally NOTHING BUT an apology. She has apologized on every single goddamn post she has made covering the story since. She apologized in this piece as well. I can only assume, given her repeated public apologies, that she has also reached out privately to those she criticized and…

"Hello Russell, this is Al Pacino, SHA MOH NAH"

Not to sound like a total asshole, but why would Ratner bother himself with the high matinence Mariah, instead of either a) just toying with the random ass that parades itself throughout Hollywood/Los Angeles b) find someone real whose gonna help him become a better producer and man in general?

If you get The Mideast to end their three religions, then we'll take care of these clowns

Hey, I have no problem with low to mid level opportunism or whores. But an opportunistic whore, someone who ruins someone else's life and breaks their trust for money, that's a different breed.

He is looking like Dennis Rodman's little brother...maybe shy a couple of nose rings, but getting close to full emulation!

Hmmm, I bet in 3 years you're gonna be posting a story about this guy and his sexual relations with his pet turtle. I bet this guy saw the dolphin sex documentary and was like, "I know how he feels."

And at least in that situation—while you were definitely not in the wrong and I'm not defending him—you could see why someone might be desperate enough to be willing to be a huge asshole in an attempt to get needed meds for free if he couldn't pay for them.

And the fact that Lupita’s dress a) has been found, but b) the pearls were totally fake!!!!!!!