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Seriously, NBA.  Give the Kardashians their own franchise just for dating convenience.

Denise is my new favorite for the outfits she wore to Dorit’s hotel room alone.

Thank you for sharing. I love these big, beautiful murderers. I can appreciate them from a safe distance.

Ha; what cuddle-gluttons! I’m imagining A) the cat breath and B) the serious “tongue burn” that must cause.

I can’t help but think, what with trump signing bibles, the earth burning up, and flagrantly world-wide fascism, that we are in the end times and pure stupidity is the natural symptom of this epoch.

Normally I would think of someone doing something stupid as a *dumbass*. But I think when it’s so they can take a *selfie*, then ya they become an *asshole*.

Those barriers are there for good reason assholes! It’s dumb enough to cross the barrier, but crossing the barrier and then turning your back on the animal (which further triggers a predator’s instincts) is colossally stupid. People who flout basic common sense to get better selfies deserve to be mauled.

Creative punishment: forcibly infect him with a chronic illness that can't be cured, only maintained, hike the price of the med to maintain it, and then dictate that he can only purchase the medicine with money earned working in a midtown McDonald's

Each story has a different reaction based on the person reading it. She went to Sierra Leone as a representative of UNICEF, so she at least was trying to make a difference. I have a little soft spot for African charities due to my SIL’s involvement with a South Sudan charity and know what a difference even something

Oh that is BAD. I would be ready to kill. Why did she do this? Out of spite, out of concern for lack of pork-based protein? Did she just hate Muslims? What justification did she have for this?

 In 2012, a letter writer said she walked in on her baby unexpectedly suckling at her mother-in-law’s breast.

I seem to remember a Salma Hayek breastfeeding a starving baby on a trip to Africa. She was lactating (had recently had a baby), the mother was there but was starving herself and couldn’t produce milk, and she fed that baby from her perfect breasts until it had a full tummy for the first time in maybe their entire

Yes. And OMG the part about how she has been doing it for three months behind the mom’s back!!! Totally not cool. Also, besides the huge consent thing, what happened to the formula? Poured down the drain? Seriously, what a waste. I know that is minor in this story but all breastmilk/formula is a precious commodity in

Mostly yes, but you can transmit some diseases through breast milk.

Right. I mean, if the provider was like, “Oh my gosh, everything was totally insane today and your baby’s formula spilled and the backup was all gone and she was super hungry and it was the first thing I could think of to do, I’m so sorry I hope you’re not upset!!” okay. There are conceivable circumstances where this

This. I don’t get the squeamishness about the actual breastfeeding. Just like I don’t get people who freak out about adults trying breastmilk. I tried my sister’s, all my friends’ spouses have tried theirs, there’s nothing gross about it and it’s normal to be curious.

Look, there’s nothing wrong or weird or bad about people breastfeeding other people’s babies. We’ve done it since the dawn of humanity (wet nurses, anyone??) It’s the fact that she did it without consent that feels so gross. It would be like if you kept kosher or halal and your day care provider just fed your kid regul

My mom was a guest at a professor’s house. A fellow guest was determined once she saw black faces in her midst to hear an authentic negro spiritual. She excitedly asked my mom if she knew any “chants”. My mom could barely contain herself. From laughing. She replied “Gregorian ones”. My mom was raised Catholic.

Me too, but I draw the line at kissing animals on the mouth.