I do this too! But (and I apologize in advance for potentially adding another step to your routine) before I use my towel[s] to pick up stray towels, I wipe down the counter / sink area. Additional fresh towels are employed if there’s significant puddle action. Because WHO AMONG US has not known the fury of leaning…

I pick up public bathrooms. Especially airplane ones. I use my clean paper towel to wipe down the counter, then use the paper towel to pick up any paper towels on the floor, then push the paper towels down in the trash can so it’s not overflowing. I hate seeing messy public bathrooms. We should be perfectly capable of…

He still hasn’t figured that out.

I wish Castro would get more press!

Yeah, these comments are about to get real interesting. I’ve been dismissing with reckless abandon since Splinter shuttered and Deadspin shattered.

You know how, at the end of Ol’ Yeller, the reliable dependable faithful Ol’ Yeller gets bit by a wolf defending his family and winds up going rabid as a result of it.

You want to get angry butthurt Berners to comment? Because this is how you get angry butthurt Berners to comment. #Warren2020 #TwoCentsNotTwoStents

Did Elizabeth Warren run over your cat or something?  Your continued hatred of her seems personal.  

I’m here for her and Kamala Harris. Julian Castro is also one of my faves. 

You know who wasn’t on love island,  Napoleon on Saint Helena in 1821.

I’ve been marveling at Cinder block all day! You go girl! Or don’t! It’s all good, kitty.

Having lived there several years, Missouri is the show me the way out of here state

Black Mizzou Twitter had a field day yesterday

Fixed! 

“And when I say brother, I don’t mean it like an actual brother, but in the way that black people use it. Which I think is more meaningful.”

Or “Future social media intern for the Trump administration”

I am black and this is one of the few things that is so racist wrong it made me chuckle. “ I am a brother” underneath “ I am a future doctor” holy shit, nobody proof read anything before this was sent out. 

They should post another one that says: “I am a former social media account manager.”

Surprised it didn't say, "I am a brotha."

Everything still pales in comparison to last year’s: