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Mel B said she felt “very uncomfortable” for Bradley Cooper’s longtime girlfriend during Cooper and Lady Gaga’s performance of “Shallow” on Sunday.

I see Jason Momoa couldn’t be bothered to wash his hair...

Drew Barrymore starred in the 1992 movie Poison Ivy, which is unrelated to the Batman franchise.

I wear big underpants. Started that long ago when I realized how much more comfortable it was having more skin covered against my outer clothes. I don’t care what anyone thinks. 

Yes, a single dollar and attorney’s fees, of course.

The biggest boob award should go to the coaches who thought this was a good idea.

During our senior banquet, my coach simply told everyone in attendance that I “never lived up to my potential”. Not a trashy comment, but it felt like a dagger in the heart.

Patti seems like the kind of person that would share an aol email address with her husband, something like Jimandpattiu@aol.com. 

bullies always use the excuse, “it was just a joke” when they get called on their shit.

I have 4 kids thanks for the explanation nobody asked for.

My wife and I are having our first in a couple months. Anytime someone says anything close to “do you think you’re ready”, I tell them that we have a dog, so we have a pretty good idea of what we’re doing. Literally as I was typing this, my uncle just asked me if I was prepared to change diapers. Told him that we’re

We went to a class for our first one, and they went around the room asking each couple about their birth plan. Most of them were “We’re going to try to go natural” with a few “We’re using a midwife in home and going natural”.

Folks about to have kids are so adorable. In addition to the birth plan (“hey doc & nurses, I know you’ve delivered hundreds of babies, but here’s how me & my wife want things to go based on our internet research”) bet Brandon and his wife have discussed how Junior can have a pacifier, but only until 3 months, how the

If they don’t allow gay people to marry or refuse to recognize married gay couples they hate gay people. I’m not impressed but at least they can be up front about it instead of feeding the same tired bullshit. No happy and healthy person can be served by a religious community that refuses to allow them basic dignity

Holy shit, check out this Zoe Church website:

Of course they supported you through your divorce, Chris. Your game alone is worth a shit-ton to them. Let’s see if they’re as kind to anyone in the same circumstance who’s not as rich and famous.

That must be the WORST graphic design ever.

We don’t hate gay people. We just don’t think they’re entitled to the same rights and treatment as straight couples! No hate there!

So he doesn’t go to an anti-gay church, he just goes to a “hate the sin, love the sinner” type church when it comes to the gays? They don’t hate gays, they accept them and forgive them?

I really don’t care. Do u?