I feel like someone could make a poem about one who pines for Chris Evans eating pineapple in a forest of pine trees. I suck at poetry, but it might be fun for y’all to try. Here’s my attempt:

I think Chris Evans has just bumped himself up in the Best Chris rankings with this one.  He is the most politically minded Chris... he may have taken over for Pine in my eyes today.  

Dear White Straight Male, ahhh, we can get through this together!! Every day I realize there are way more of US, than them. We all just need to get off our butts! But, (no pun intended), we can also do things in our daily lives. Speak up in public. Support organizations and people who are doing right by humanKIND.…

This is my favorite Deadspin comment ever, I want to give it a billion stars.

Fuck yes.  I love this comment as  much as I love pierogi (A WHOLE FUCKING LOT, SISTER).

Albert - I have gotten a lot of joy out of your work on this site. Your HitchBot takedown is to this day one of my favorite things I have ever read on the Internet, and your writing is a big part of how I got to be a passionate NBA fan. This piece is all true, and good, and like all of your work, well-written.

If anyone needs help visualizing this guy as a belligerent and abusive drunk, an approximation is on basically every fucking channel right now.

We’ve had many low points in this country over the last two plus years, with irreparable damage done to millions of people, in all demographics (with the exception of white, straight males, of which I am one). That hearing is in the top 5 lowest moments, potentially the lowest moment. The fact that a woman, an…

Right now, the man the GOP has nominated for a lifetime appointment to the Supreme Court is shrieking about shadow conspiracies and retribution. Just a model of sober-minded jurisprudence on display. 

This whole thing is seriously triggering for me.

No one should ever feel alone, afraid, or disregarded because they were assaulted.  I am sorry that he did that to you, and that he got to go on to have a happy life afterward.  Mine did, too (he’s married with a kid now).  You are strong, you are brave, you are loved, and you are heard.

After my rapist tried to kill me at a school function six months after he raped me, I had him expelled (only by getting a restraining order, as the school wasn’t going to expel him themselves). I saw him once after, a couple years later, when he came into the store where I worked. He saw me and turned right back…

They have another reason to put him on the court now:  If they can’t, then any rich white boy who went to drunken rape filled parties will be barred from the highest seats of power.

Are you high?

Republicans aren’t trying to put him on the Supreme Court in spite of him being corrupt. Republicans are trying to put him on the Supreme Court because he is corrupt. Its a feature, not a bug.

Have you seen what’s been going on and who has been protesting his ass since he was nominated?

He’s the poster child for toxic, white, christian, rich men everywhere. He checks all the boxes:

I want to throw up. I am so disgusted by everyone in the Republican party right now.

If Justin Bieber stops being a Canadian citizen and becomes an American citizen, the average IQ of both countries will go up.

Wait...you can still become a citizen of the United States of America/get a green card with his kind of arrest/criminal record? BAD HOMBRE, DUDES.