Katy Perry’s performance in that video is me (and every other teacher I know) today: faking enthusiasm and trying to get people pumped up when I just want to sleep.

Ha, I forgot which article this was for a second and thought you meant Markle and Prince Harry.

That’s some Dance Step the Beebs is attempting up there. Yowza.

True. I’ve never been a Perry fan but she’s getting worse and worse.

I watched the Katy Perry clip. I actually laughed out loud. Aw I needed that, totally worth checking out.

Is Katy Perry even trying anymore?

I would be SO mad if I paid for a concert ticket and that’s the “singing” that was going on. I would WELCOME decapitation by eyeball as my punishment for paying actual money for that concert ticket.

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strike the infidels who oppose Allah in the neck

Cristiano Ronaldo couldn’t have kicked a more precise shot.

The tension headaches from my clenched jaw are getting serious...

I gave up smoking 4 years ago. This admin has made me yearn for a cigarette.

Yah, this has had me tied in knots at times. I quit drinking over 2 decades ago, but some days the crazy coming from this regime makes me yearn for a good stiff drink. Heather Hayer was the tipping point for me. Since then, the babble-box is only on for 2-3 hours per week. This site and NPR are my news filters,…

Nicely done! No Olive Garden, no “antifa will ruin our wedding,” just truth.

No, they’re saying that during the last 5 years, as in prior to Trumps presidency, they were trying to chill out, but now Trump is setting all of that on fire. Holy hell you’re dumb.

We survived the Bowling Green Massacre....so...there’s that, I guess?

That doesn’t even make sense, and I can’t even tell you “solid effort there, pal” because it was simply dumb as hell. So sad. :(

SAME - I was calming down in life. I was finally like “HEY LIFE IS GREAT!”

Nope. Sorry. I’m old and this is all brand new.

I’m an aggressive person by nature but I’ve really tried to chill the fuck out these past five years and this administration is making me want to fucking hit things daily.