We liked Andy.

Plus Donald Trump publicly perved on not one but two women in that family. No, he doesn’t merit an invite, but I see Ivanka and Jared being thirsty for one.

Before I comment on the jeep, I want to make it clear I have the utmost respect and admiration for what this man did. Grossly underweight, riddled with parasites, blood poisoning, and shot 5 times and he still got through the most fortified and militarized border on Earth? Seriously, somebody find him something importa…

One man gets freedom vs nobody getting freedom. It’s a happy story.

Or you can leave Indiana and go to Canada, where they have a thriving LGBT scene.

Michelle is my forever FLOTUS. This new one? Meh.

It kills me to say this, but me too.

I like Kim Kardashian a little more every day.

For all those that want to rip Jordan Peele for being married to a white female, he is the wokest brother on the planet. Thank you Jordan for not only articulating the black experience on film but doing something with your platform. As for Tiger? Well he stumped for Obama and has always been a controversial figure to…

When I was that age, Jenna Bush was six years old, but thanks!

Legal marriage is a government-sanctioned economic contract. Just as divorce is the government-controlled dissolution of the contract. You don’t want the government involved? Don’t get married. Plus, European countries have much less identity theft. Why? Because of national ID cards.

I could really use some love right now. My husband just told me that he wasn’t willing to try on our marriage. We’re ending.

Also disappointing; Black twitter giving her shit for kissing a white dude. Because in 2017 interracial relationships aren’t ok anymore I guess?

I’m all about leaving Malia alone, but

“I went skinny dipping in the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool.”

In the afterglow of Thanksgiving, I’d like to take a moment to be thankful...Dear Lord, I’m thankful that social media did not exist when I was that age. I’m thankful that I never got herpes or a DUI or even a bad tattoo. I’m not sure how I managed that, but thank you forever and ever. Amen.

I just can’t with Reese or her clothing line...both seem phony and pretentious...

Yo make T-Shirts, cups, Water Bottles, Mouse pads the whole nine. For months these low life assholes strutted around in “Trump That Bitch” gear and “Lock Her Up” merchandise. It’s time to let the minority know that they aren’t the majority. They said the time for PC is over, good. She expressed how many of us feel. No…

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