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I don't see Topham Hat as much of a runner.

Yes, exactly this. I started screaming so they both backed off. One left, running, but as I told another person, the other worked at calming me down and after I got out of there, called me for a date. Very scary for you to be in Greece on holiday when this happened.

Yes, this! One of them called me days later and asked for a date!!!

I'd like to say that the number of people who are either okay with, or have a preference with, unconscious women is astounding had I not once awakened to the sight of two men pulling off my jeans after passing out at a party. I have always felt to blame.

+1 for redundant organs!

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Swift could do a cover of the old Beck hit, "Loser." I would LOVE that.

I heard he was blocked from Trip Advisor and Yelp.

You can't win this one. For some reason, the harsh judgment bunch is out in force and selected you for its target. I totally get what you're saying. All the reports about Madonna as a mother - as well as her own comments - seemed to imply that she was extremely controlling, which is more often than not a recipe for

I'm guessing uphill, over broken glass, through a blizzard.

Do you have kids? If not - and you eventually do - be prepared for the name & appearance sideshow that is public school. If the names don't kill you, the bizarre hairstyles and mad-cap outfits today's modern parents put their kids in will!

Phyllis was a self-hating feminist. I recognize the type since my MIL is one, too. Hardest working woman I know, full-time job, full-time farm wife (read: worker), exceptionally good with math and running a huge ranch operation, and yet identifies men only as leaders and "in charge." I love her and I hate her. My MIL,

I'll need to let my friend who was forcibly penetrated with a beer bottle by an angry boyfriend that she was not, in fact, raped. How relieved she'll be.

I was sent to sit outside the classroom in the hallway. There was a window and I kept looking inside at the class making people laugh so I got sent to the principal's office. The principal looked at the note the teacher wrote and sent with me and when he read "made peace signs and looked in window" he laughed, shook

OMG! I had to spend 10 minutes sitting in the hall for making a peace sign (aka bunny ears)! We are spirit twins!

Not even the penis of Dick Cheney?

His trip to the American Girl store was brilliant - I've probably watched it 10 times.

Oh, I knew that, I just couldn't help the Mad Men reference. I'm sorry!

Don Draper says definitely!