They think fondling your cousins and forcing yourself on your SO or a passed out woman at a party is completely normal. They think that civilized society’s expectations of them is too high, laughably high, in fact. Their answer to anyone who tells their story of being traumatized by sexual assault or demands for…

This changes nothing. His base will remain supportive of the halfwit. This is the kind of “truthiness” they crave. Where deranged musings pass for wisdom. 

Every day the Republicans give me a Ho. Lee. Shit. moment of the day. This may be the moment of decade. Of course I thought that yesterday when whatshisface said the Statue of Liberty engraving was only talking about “European” immigrants. I’m sure tomorrow will bring a fresh new horror.

Just when you think you've heard every justification of for rape imaginable, along comes Steve King. 

How could she have done [insert sensationalistic description of a single sex act] for so little money? In this viewpoint, women in porn—and only women in porn—are permanently surrendering something of themselves. From this perspective, any dollar amount is shameful. It’s why the Twitter discourse and the mainstream…

So they say, then quietly bus their kid off to a state that allows abortion because they got knocked up by some piece of shit guy to spite their daddy.

Conservatives only care about the free market when it’s their free market. They only care about taxes when it’s their taxes. They only care about abortion until it’s their daughter that needs one. They only care about religion as long as it’s the parts that don’t condemn them. And they only care about domestic…

I feel like Joffrey would be a better president.

Just like you supported Obama for his 8 years in office, amirite?

And can’t read, write, pay bills on time, or eat food with any nutritional value.

And got less votes

Ummmm....it is if he’s a racist.

I feel you.

“People should just respect the president,”

It’d be really interesting to see what an actual free market looked like if consumers had access to all relevant information. 

What I find hilarious about this is that Conservatives used to always talk about how the free market was the solution to everything. But when people actually use the free market system to punish companies with bad views, suddenly they all get up in arms that liberals are actually doing what they said to do.

I read the art of racing in the rain years ago, when I had a sick dog. I cried from page 5 on, like uncontrollable sobbing for the five hours it took me to the read the book. I do not think this movies will do the book Justice. But either way, I don’t think I can see it, at least not in public. 

Exactly. There is only one movie that I actually like where the dogs dies, which is John Wick and it’s because he avenges the shit outta that dog. Even so, I really can’t watch the actual scene.

Dear men, please drop out. We've had enough of you.

It’s such a weird damn answer, and the fact that so many candidates have given the same answer makes it weirder.