F. Scott and Zelda were a shitshow.

See a 17 year old with a 14 year girl friend gets arrested and prosecuted, a then 35 year old man chasing teen aged girls gets to run for the US Senate. How the hell did I end up in the Twilight Zone?

OfficerS. With an S. Multiple. That’s what gets me. Not one of them spoke up and said, “Hey, uh, I know we’re collecting evidence and all, but let’s step back for a moment. We’re ordering a minor to perform a sex act in front of us while we film it. Are we sure we’re not the bad guys? Can we take a minute on this?”

“a 17-year-old boy who was asked to strip, then masturbate in front of police officers in Virginia.”

This is really the only civilized response.

And their “borrowing” and “collaboration” with their partners gets swept under the rug. Check out F Scott Fitzgerald’s plagiarism of his wife (Zelda’s) diaries.

what the fuck

It was her OWN computer.

It was her computer!

Cline does not “admit to having been an abusive partner.” She admits to behavior you view as abuse and she does not. Defining “abuse” as a twenty-year-old putting keystroke-recording software on her own computer, which her thirty-three-year-old partner sometimes used, so that she could establish that he was cheating…

Artists and writers who are not white men continually have to fight back against a public obsession with their personal lives, a desire to link those lives with their work as a way of diminishing their talent.

I’ll try, but I’m pretty sure they’re going to tell me “Sir, this is an elementary school. You have to live in Alabama to vote for that election.”

Vote. Fucking vote. You have to fucking vote.

Democratic senators are going to force Al Franken to resign, and Repubs are going to welcome in a child molester that’s invariably going to win this election.

Token conservative here. I am absolutely appalled how the Republican party has sold it’s soul over the past year. Trump was bad, this is downright terrifying. How can the party claim to be the “Moral Majority” when they are backing a candidate who may be a serial child molester? It’s not like he took a couple free…

I had a security officer at the aiport swipe down me, my bag, and then two fellow passangers and their bags with the same swab - if the test had come up positive, they would have had no idea which one of us it was and would have subjected all three of us to increased screening... I was fairly disgusted, it was just…

Waistlines have been expanding faster than airline seats have been shrinking.

Holiday air travel is in part so frustrating because of how many infrequent flyers take to the air. When people don’t know basics like when to have tickets ready, how to get through security and how to load a carry on it slows already painfully slow processes to a crawl.

I have ended up flying every couple years around Christmas and I have never had an issue beyond one flight where we experienced some truly terrifying turbulence, but the flight crew was on it and had rushed down the rows collecting drinks super fast so they were serious MVPs, especially the one steward that didn’t get…

Just tase them and throw them off the plane while it’s in the air.