Social Media is going to be a thing that poor people use and that rich people will pay someone else to manage, assuming its even around in twenty years.

He is not...that is why he is saying this stuff...

Not the dreaded soggy bottom!

Oh, I’m sorry Perez Hilton.....someone hurt your feelings? You feel like a victim? You think you’ve been bullied?

I love the occasional reminder that Channing Tatum used to be a stripper.

If my ACLU donations go towards helping Perez Hilton....

Really? I thought it was the only genuine part of the whole film

Yeah I can’t really disagree with any of that, except I did feel bad about it afterwards. Not that it really matters.

Hey man, I’m fine with being barred from owning a gun if it means abusive men are also disarmed.

She is such an amazing actress. In that scene and the very next when she attempts to be composed in front of her children. I’ve never gone through anything that heart-wrenching but you can empathize due to her sheer talent. Off to re-watch.

Jezebel is the absolute best. Woman admits to violence against a man and everyone understands and atta girl. Man does it and the world ends. Shoutout to all my hypocrites out there. Also love that even though the flight had to be diverted, no charges cuz like awwww poor woman. Gimme a break.

Well walking away wasn’t really an option in this particular instance. Normally I really would do that.

I have no idea why, but this story made me think of Love Actually. Off to listen to Joni Mitchell and be grateful I’m no longer with my cheating, gaslighting ex.

Oh my god, I can relate to this. Went through his phone when he went to the bathroom cause he had been pretty damn bad about hiding it earlier that day. Bam. Most recent text convo.

Why not make this suspension permanent, and, in fact, universal to all sororities and fraternities? Between hazing deaths, extreme and fatal inebriation; sexual violence; racial discrimination; and widespread misogyny, these houses have proved their recklessness and irresponsibility, manifold.

When I told my husband, he said, “Wow, like beat the shit out of him? That’s kind of awesome.” And I said no - beat him in the election. THEN WE CELEBRATED.

A trans woman defeating the guy who tried to pass a bathroom bill is the kind of poetic justice we need.

bryan.menegus@gizmodo.com. Send me what you’ve got.

You could probably do a mini-blog on the dumb shit executives say in company wide meetings. I’ve heard some pretty horrendous stuff from the idiots in charge who are totally out of touch with the individual contributors doing the actual innovation.