My PSA for the day: You (general you) would be better off each doing at least six months each of individual therapy before even considering whether to move forward with marriage counseling. You don’t go to marriage counseling with an abuser who hasn’t sought treatment because you can’t repair a marriage if the…

My cousin lived where they filmed Vampire Diaries and she waited on him and the other guy and said they were both giant douchebags.

Seriously, how coddled and unduly confident do you have to be to think that this will just go over as a cute story? This is someone that has never faced consequences in his life.

So not only did he throw out her birth control, but then he made sure he was filmed “interviewing” her about it because he knew she would freak the fuck out. Well, that’s....disgusting.

Does Somerhalder assume people will find this story charming because he’s not ugly? Because it contains at least 3 of the warning signs of abuse in the booklet my doctor gave me at my first prenatal visit.

I’m a huge fan and look forward to making my husband watch the show in retaliation for that fucking search for Hitler show.

ONE. HUNDERD. NAZI. SCALPS.

That..is far too much work. I’m gonna go back to lounging on my rock and screeching Celine Dion songs until sailors kill themselves.

Man, I don’t know about that! I just googled it and found this gal, working that gold on her very pale skin:

After years of sighing in disappointment at the tendency of the brackets to coalesce around the most neutral options, I’m pleased to see that Jezebel is firmly on the side of the murderous and monstrous.

I must say? That the illustration and descriptor? Are misleading? Because Baba Yaga does not fly around on a broom, as depicted, but rather she drags herself around in a mortar and pestle, like so:

The suspense is killing me.

These don’t look like clothes. They look like costumes.

I’ll say this: Orlando Jones as Nancy is great casting.

You’re wrong. :)

Well...okay. That is unfortunate.

His Tony Blair is also scarily good. Pairing him with Helen Mirren in The Queen was excellent casting.

Actually, now that I think about it, he’s probably dressed more like Russell Brand.