Proper restraints only keep you in your chair in aomething goes wrong, and if you are willing to where it. It’s much harder to unbuckle a seatbelt when your arms are taped to the armrests, the if they went so far to duct tape his upper body and legs to the chair too, he ain’t going nowhere without somebody else and a…

In before the debate even gets started.

Back side of the Captain’s seat, yellow box marked “Structural Repair Kit”

Air Force should send him a bill for scrambling those F-22s

So for future reference, where does the flight crew store the duct tape?

This is part of the war on men. A Cox and a Dick were fired, what more proof do you need?!

“Getting ready for my big foreign trip.” Seriously, “big”? Come on, “foreign”? JFC, is there anything that comes out of this guy’s mouth that doesn’t sound like the utterance of a fourth-grader?

There is a 0% chance that 45 doesn’t say something totally insane, even for him, on this trip. It is going to be long, boring, and he won’t be able to go golfing. He is going to be grouchy as a baby on a roadtrip with a dirty diaper.

Not since Lorena Bobbit have we encountered a woman who so efficiently disposed of a Weiner.

I got an offensive email from an aunt (who is DEAD TO ME) about how if “Shaniqua had wanted to make $15 an hour she should have made better choices.” Yes. That was the email’s wording. My industry tanked in the crash - there were THOUSANDS of RIFs (eventually I was included in 2010) and since then I have been working…

That’s such a good idea. Hearing that the minimum wage is $7.25 may not strike some people as totally unreasonable, until you try to imagine supporting a family on $15,000 per year.

Plus many people don’t realize how ridiculously low the current minimum wage is, so when they hear $15 an hour they go “HOLY SHIT!!! That’s over double what they are currently making!!! There’s no way our economy can absorb that kind of raise.”

I have a modest proposal on all minimum wage discussions in the news media. They should include a parenthetical about how the hourly wage would translate to annual salary. So $15 a hour($31,200 a year).

“I can only speak for myself.” “There’s no collusion between—certainly—myself and my campaign but I can only speak for myself...and the Russians...zero,” Trump said in a tone that was both very reassuring and very convincing. “Believe me,” he added, “there’s no collusion. Russia is fine.”

Buck up Sunshine! This is all part of the long con. They’re trying to wear us down with their evil inanity.

This is the single greatest witch hunt of a politician in American history!

Trey Fucking Gowdy? Jesus fuck.

I’m still not entirely sure how that would work--is he bi, then? He is obviously not gay if he is spending his time raping women.