Nah, you must have missed it, Vick retired this week.

Hey deadspin... you mad?

It was almost worth it just to hear Roger Goodell booed so loudly that the mic couldn’t pick up anything he said. Almost.

I said this game was over when the Pats failed to cut it to 14 at the half. But I said it as a sports fan who knows it’s never over. I decided to watch the third alone, washing dishes and cleaning up, as the tiny, impromptu Super Bowl party full of non-fans reduced itself to a party of one.

Patriots are 5-4 in 9 SB appearances.

Belichick and Brady have only been in 7.

As a Patriots fan, I am so fucking spoiled, and it’s really hard not to take all of this for granted year after year.

THANKS OBAMA

Brady is Jordan and he’s Gretzky.

Be happy we’re all alive to watch the greatest QB win in the most incredible way imaginable.

It’s a win for excellence and commitment and saying GO FUCK YOURSELF to Roger Goodell. And boo the fuck out of him on TV for good measure.

The boos for Goodell were a salve on this wound.

Take solace in this. Trump reportedly left his own party in the 3rd quarter because he was unhappy. He only saw the Patriots losing, and as soon as he left the Patriots turned it on.

Drew picked the falcons didn’t he? He needs to stop predicting things.

I don’t know how the Patriots did it. But there I was, cheering for them like the Russians cheering for Rocky at the end of Rocky IV.

He got his break. He paid his debt according to the court, and I’m good with that. He doesn’t belong in prison, but that doesn’t erase the horrific things he did. Fuck him.

Killing animals is an unforgivable sin. He should have had the foresight to murder someone instead.

As I’ve read somewhere: “If Vick had been found guilty of domestic violence instead of dog fighting, he’d be in the hall of fame.” This is probably true. He probably wouldn’t have gone to jail and lost a step. What does that say about us as a society?

I’m OK with him getting his chance to get back in the league. He paid for what he did, but if it’s between him and a similarly talented person for a backup QB role, I’m going with the guy without sociopathic tendencies.

“These pairings are not made by people,” Callaghan said Thursday. “I understand: If I was in her shoes, and I suddenly pulled a draw of six girls one after the other, I would say also, ‘What is going on here?’ But clearly nothing was going on. It’s coming out of a machine.”

yes, theres a very good reason, period.

Her opponent later admitted that it was the longest he ever lasted with a girl.