Legit this is the happiest thing I’ve read in months. This is like a balm on my aching soul.

i mean how monstrous was it the way people went in, after how her first pregnancy went, and shriek about conspiracies because she didn’t want to make a huge public thing of it when blue came along? she may be magical enough that when she kneels on the bare earth, flowers grow spontaneously, but she’s still a human…

TWINS

Group text I just sent: “RING THE ALARM! BEYONCE IS PREGNANT WITH TWINS! BEYONCE IS PREGNANT WITH TWINS!”

I was happy about this and then I realized it’s the only good thing to happen so far in 2017. And we’re a month in. So.

There is literally nothing to be gained from any amount of cooperation.

Democrats need to understand that there is no good will to be gained from Republicans by trying to appear reasonable, hopefully this has made that crystal clear to them moving forward. Props to Kirsten Gillibrand, it appears she learned the correct lesson from the Iraq War authorization vote.

she figured out that, for many reasons, a non-White existence wasn’t going to work.

I would think any First Lady with small children would initially think “would it be better for the kids to let them finish the school year”.

Well obviously Michelle should have encouraged kids to eat diamonds instead.

It’s sort of interesting to contrast this situation to the Obamas. As Jodi Kantor reported in her book on Barack and Michelle, Michelle at first wanted to stay with Sasha and Malia in Chicago, at least in the short term.

THIS. SO MUCH THIS. It isn’t about being “fiscally conservative.” It’s about gutting the country’s arts & humanities programs, research, & education.

It’s important to remember right now that Republicans relentlessly attacked Michelle for the cost of bringing her mother with her to the White House to help with Sasha and Malia.

While Melania is making up her mind, it’s costing New York City more than $1 million per day to keep the Trump family safe

I believe it. But secretly, I’m hoping she never has to decide, because I’m hoping he’ll be out of the White House before the end of the school year.

He had money before the Kardashians, I believe (trust fund kid). And he was the only child, so when both his parents died, he came into a fuck ton more money than he already had.

I hate knowing now that someone as useless as Scott Disick can afford to pay $50K/week for a rental home.

I can’t believe I have Kardashian gossip but Scott stayed at my brother in law’s boss’s house in Park City the other week. It was drug-addled when his maid entered and there were several blonde women still in the house. I don’t think Kourtney is even his type. (Side note: the boss listed the house at $50k/week as a…

Does Brie Larson really think anyone gives a moist fart about Kong: Skull Island? Really, anyone here excited to see this dreck?

That’s the Duggar look of female oppression MIND CONTROL