Aren't you a little short for a stormtr....... I can't these two are heroic and cute together, cutoic if you will.

These motherfuckers right here are why I can’t get my goddamn allergy medicine without handing over my drivers license and getting tracked by the state. Ridiculous.

But why is the rum gone?

Those Harry Potter letters are a dime a dozen.

MULTIPASS!!!!

Is this just a really elaborate method of getting me to stick my head in a microwave? Because it’s working.

A little radiation’s served our family just fine for generations!

Why drink whiskey when there's LSD?

Stop trying to science up drinking, Internet. How many beers does it take until i get drunk? I don’t know, and I’ll never find out because i drink until i see triple, hear double, and end up single, naked, and afraid of Walmart greeters- which is convenient since i usually start out as all of those things. Now, get…

Awesome costumes. And in regard to the badges, even though they’re aliens, they still need badges to get into worldcon.

I had someone on my fb once stated that 100% of children who were available for adoption were actually adopted. To which MP replied, “Pray tell, wtf is the foster system then?” and what followed were friends adding, “And aging out?” and “which kids?” and “at what age?” and “welp, problem solved!” and ... it was a…

If you want kids to find out what abortions are and how to get them. Put a sticker in a required book talking about how bad they are. Kids are all about the forbidden knowledge and this generation has the internet.

Please, don’t encourage us. Children will have to wear the stickers on their head or something.

“strong interest in promoting childbirth”

I’ve found that people who continually repeat themselves, especially well-worn phrases like “you live and you learn”, typically do so out of fear that someone else will say something or ask a question that they cannot answer. Dude’s whack.

Yep, preaching to the choir. Can’t afford to pay the players (because of the $150 million athletic facility we just built for them and $50 million contract our coach signed....who is of course the highest paid govt employee in the entire state). The good news is, the NFL is just as soul sucking! Depends whether you…

If people close to you get mad at you for accurately describing what happened, something is probably fucked.

That’s only the initial meeting, and had to be done that way before the NCAA and Northwestern union busters got wind of it and torpedoed it before it was even started. The actual information before the vote was much over a period of months as noted above.

....being forced to defend the policies set by NCAA cartel members way beyond her pay grade.

That line always bothered the shit out of me, the sentence is absolute.