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Unfrozen Caveman Footballer.

Best I've seen so far

Fail.

That is an incredible picture.

He looks like the love child of Pete Rose and Bartolo Colon.

Mexico CAN NOT win the World Cup because Chris Farley is not alive to play the role of Herrera in the epic movie about it

I wish he still had the mullet

Here is my sports bra PSA: I am a runner with natural Ds and I'm kind of an old lady (43). I recently discovered the Moving Comfort Juno and I LOVE it. My boyfriend came into the room smiling when I was on the treadmill and his face fell immediately and he said "they aren't moving AT ALL!". Nope, no they aren't. Bless

He's like all the characters of Winnie the Pooh in one body.

"We would be grateful if the customer would give us the dress, so we can investigate how the additional label became attached and whether there are issues which need to be looked into."

Maybe you can get a ride from Fred Flintstone into town and see what they have available. :)

The lemons thing gets on my nerves, because my girlfriend doesn't specify whether she wants lemon and then gets annoyed when they bring her one. Most people like lemon with their iced tea, and will get mad if you don't bring them one. If you don't want lemon, take it off the side of the fucking glass, or specify in

I will use this opprotunity to sell the good folks of Jez on one of Jennifer Connelly's lesser known roles but one of the best movies i've ever seen. Dark City. A wonderful movie that has been somewhat forgotten but i highly recommend it.

My policy has always been "are the correct items all present on the table even if they're in front of the wrong people? If yes then everyone can trade to get what they ordered and there's no reason to bother the server with it."

My parents would always order ice water as their drink. One wanted lemon, the other DID NOT WANT LEMON VERY MUCH THANK YOU! DO NOT PUT LEMON IN MY DRINK!!!! The order often came confused - mom got dad's lemon and vice versa, and they were always INFURIATED that restaurants could not get this right. I agree an

The couple that told me Thailand and China were the same country.

That baby seized the opportunity to make the moment his. He completely dominated the tub. All eyes were on him, and the viewing audience is going to vote him on to the next round.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh a most reluctant +1.

Yeah, but hes been shot 7 more times than she has.