My parents wondered why I became so enamored of baths at about age 12.

It's a real shame that we live in a society where someone has to tell you not to fuck yourself with a hot curling iron. That's insane.

I gotta agree. My husband hurt his leg and put ice on it. The ice froze his leg and left scars. Someone needs to show us how to sue water.

Also, "Do not use on sensitive skin" and "check skin regularly during use." I don't always read instructions either, but come ON.

Folks would donate these by the caselot for us at the agency. These things are covered in warnings, including no bare skin and no prolonged use. She must have left on them on herself for hours. Good lord.

I have hand warmers that I use during football season, and that package is completely covered in warnings. It doesn't specifically say to not put them on your tits, but should it have to?

Yeah- having a disability doesn't automatically make you a good person. I used to work at a store where this customer in a wheelchair had a horrible, yappy little dog. He snarled and lunged when anyone came near him, and she was super nasty about people "upsetting" her "service dog", who was a yorkie that she carried…

This reminds me of the time I showed my dying father how to use the scooters at the grocery store because he couldn't walk more than 10 feet at a time without having to sit down. He got the hang of it right away (He was an Engineer after all) and immediately proceeded to block people, "accidentally" run into carts and…

I used to work with this one guy with one leg. (He was one of the higher-functioning clients at a day program for people with developmental disabilities.) When we went to the grocery store he would always ask for the motorized scooters so he could back them into me repeatedly while laughing his ass off. Then he would…

My girlfriend's mom got her one when she was 14 when she accidentally walked in on it. She still has it and the note that came with it:

Level up: handheld shower head, "massage" setting.

Whisk...

Yup.

You're such a man. You scoot your ass in the bathtub until your clit is situated underneath the faucet and then turn the water on, until you have an orgasm. That's what you do when you don't have a handheld shower head.

Bathtub faucet, problem solved

I didn't need Staind to tell me that Staind fans were pieces of shit. That's where the term "shitstain" comes from. But...I kind of respect him for this. My little sister recently went to a Third Eye Blind concert for nostalgic reasons, and she says the lead singer got into a rant about: "If you're gonna crowd surf,…

If male nurses get so distracted by the female body, they may wish to reconsider their chosen profession...

You know what doesn't distract from learning? Crushing student loan debts, and the constant worry about how the hell you're going to repay them.