SERIOUSLY. This is exactly how a mass shooting would start, with a stranger walking into a public place with an assault rifle. WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY EXPECT WOULD HAPPEN? Maybe gun control people wouldn't tell them they shouldn't own assault rifles if they were the type of people who had enough common sense to know…

Guy on the left in the photo, with his rifle un-slung and finger near the trigger? Threatening as fuck, that asshole.

FUCK THIS SHIT. I hunt. I "get" the gun shit. But this has happened elsewhere...to protest "concealed carry," people do this open carry bullshit and claim it should be fine.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: even if the Second Amendment means what these guys like to think it does - and it doesn't - the people who wrote it would shit themselves if they saw the kind of weapons available to any idiot today.

GUYS. SERIOUSLY. THINK ABOUT THIS. The next step is that they're going to ban waving knives around in public and that's a tool I use EVERY DAY. Are you telling me I can't bring my meat cleaver to Arbies? WHAT IF THERE'S SOME MEAT THAT NEEDS CLEAVING RIGHT THERE? YOU'LL BE SORRY THEN.

I am with you 100%. My family owns guns and you know where they keep them? IN A LOCKED SAFE. We're from the South where not everyone is that reasonable, but I come from a culture that practices hunting and everyone in my family really values good gun safety. I don't plan on ever owning a gun myself, but the gulf…

These same fuckwads were in my town carrying rifles in front of the goddamn high school yesterday. Makes me sick.

"Sorry for my language. I just can't deal with this."

These are the internet moments in which I feel so, so Canadian. My family owns guns, and I know hot to shoot them. I have hunted before and have no problem with guns as a tool for that.
All that being said: WHAT IN THE EVERLOVING FUCK GOES THROUGH YOUR HEAD WHILE PLANNING THIS?!
That's a deadly fucking weapon. …

In related news, 4 men with the smallest penises in the world showed up at a local jack in the box to show off their huge guns.

Follow-up tweet 20 minutes later:

Darren Rovell: Yes, that's exactly what I want you to do! Take his 200 grand degree away for making one joke at my expense!

According to Neill, here is how the UM political science faculty reacted to the emails:

Ok that makes some sense.. I had not had enough coffee to make that connection to a post that I had not seen.. And thanks.

I wasn't sure if he was going to come back or not. After it was confirmed he was gone forever, I said something.

It was really bad. I was the only one that knew the reason why for a while.

I don't work at a restaurant, or have any good justice stories, but I do have a theory I want to run by everyone. Most of the bosses I've worked for are the kindest, most polite and understanding people you would ever hope to meet. If they have an issue with me they'll bring it up respectfully and I'll apologize, ask…

I was probably that once. I was filling in for the mouse manager for my lab for the summer, which basically meant it was my job to go down to the basement with all the mice and put together mating pairs, separated all the pups before they started mating, took slices off the tails to genotype, and sacrificed the mice…