I think I know where Daniels learned that move:

Film those videos sideways people! It's not rocket science!

I liked that he had the presence of mind for a James Brown homage on his way out of consciousness.

Get into a long-term relationship. *ba dum tish*

Had my first one-night stand this week. Flirted hardcore with someone for an entire day at an event with every intention of getting him to my room. It worked. It was a great experience. We talked about how we've wanted this for 2 years but couldn't the prior times. And we talked about it being a one-nighter before we…

Chili oil. I love you so much.

Why, you got a fucking problem with that?

After V. mentioned 20/20, Donald angrily replied that he didn't really care how the 40 acres were parceled out.

Haha! This sounds like a dirty and sacriligous version of Clue, which I could totally get behind

My first husband lost his virginity at a church lock in, with the preacher's daughter, in the baptistry.

Why the hell should i care about this when OLIVIA MUNN is back on the market?

Agreed- this is fantastic, unique stuff. The aerial footage old Comiskey with the shadow of a biplane below....wow.

You got it! It's a pretty good show - it's basically No Reservations with a little more info about the politics/culture wherever he's at.

How did you manage to capture a fragment of a "I-ate-ice-cream-and-sour-cream-and-onion-chips-and-then-took-NyQuil-and-went-to-bed" dream FROM MY MIND?

You guys. I love how most of these comments are "OMG EW NO ONE WANTS TO SEE JAMES FRANCO'S STUPID PENIS EWWW" followed by complaining that you can't actually see the penis.

I'm sorry but his selfie reminded me of this GIF for some reason.

Is anyone into James Franco at this point? He just seems like the epitome of "every asshole you dated in grad school who always made a big point of how he was smarter than you even though you had higher grades.....and he finished fast and then didn't notice you hadn't come and talked about how awesome the sex…

My god that is creepy fact to ponder. Imagine a conversation between future Donald and 1982 Donald: "Hey Don, congratulations on purchasing your first sports franchise! By the way, eventually you're going to have an affair with a woman who will tape record you saying racist shit and lead to the end of your ownership…

V Stiviano was born the following year, the first step in the NBA's cunning 31-year plan to rid themselves of Donald Sterling.

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