Not to further ruin your day, but I'm a lawyer who clerked in family court for a judge assigned solely to cases of child abuse and neglect, termination of parental rights, and KLG. We had about 12 to 20 cases. Every day. Every week. In one county. With three other judges assigned to handle the same number of such…

YOU SAW IT LIVE? I HATE YOU I HATE YOU!

Wow. I had one girlfriend who really loved to pick my assorted skin-whatevers, and I always figured it was just her quirky little thing. I didn't realize there were so many of you out there!

My mom trends to get a lot of blackheads on her back, and as a kid it was my job to take care of them about once a month. I always had very mixed feelings about it. It's satisfying, certainly, but it wasn't something I wanted to be doing. Now I'm fastidious about my own pores, ingrown hairs, anything like that, and…

Ya'll nasty.

My husband is a picker, and I'm always the one yelling at him not to pick! I see him in the mirror for 5 minutes, squeezing and picking and it drives me nuts.

The Prophet is a picker. I hate it.

me toooo, except he shouts NO SQUEEZING

Me too. The release should be spontaneous, really, you shouldn't have to yank it out. This was disgusting.

I am quite the opposite. Two girlfriends in a row had a thing for my blackheads, which I get only on my nose. The first didn't know what they were, really (she called them 'dirties'), and the second not only knew, but came at it with a true blackhead remover.

Are you engaged to my husband?

Yup, my boyfriend gets very irritated with me. IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD!! NOT REALLY THOUGH, I JUST NEED TO PLEASE LET ME!!!

Every time my husband tries to change into his pajamas at night, I accost his back with my fingernails. Poor thing. I don't know why he puts up with me.

YESSSS All of this.

Yes, my ex used to let me squeeze his back zits, it was so fun. Also, he has a bump on his chest that he said he had for years and let me pick at it... turns out it was, no joke, at least 5 fully grown ingrown chest hairs. I felt like a god when I finally got them all out and he was happy the bump was finally gone.…

Um, YES. And give me a peeling sunburn and I am in HEAVEN.

This has to be a girlfriend thing. My Ex was like this all the time. I'd love a good back scratch/massage too but then I'd hear the little...almost excited(?) gasp from her and feel her nails dig into my skin. "I wanna get iittt!" she'd cry. And her triumphant laugh when she got the blackhead out was something…

Not a picker, but a popper.

I am a serious picker. I'm always going after my boyfriend's clogged pores, and my own. He says I get a really intense look of pleasure and concentration on my face when I do it.

Fuck the Internet!