Me too and I'm sure I've mentioned it when people ask me about supplies for the work I do. Gotta stop promoting them, period.

HAHAHA you nut, I think we just broke Kinja LOL

My thoughts exactly. Plus I like my fiancee and I like spending time with him. When we shower together in the morning, it gives us five minutes extra to talk. It's very rarely sexual, because honestly, I don't have the energy for that before work. I do have my own shampoo and shower lotion, though. And I definitely…

Well, it is 90% of the time with mine. Just, you know, why waste the hot water?

I saw an episode of some show (probably TLC) a long time ago where a woman refused to buy toilet paper because she thought it was wasteful. She had everyone in her family use cloth washcloths to wipe and then put them in a hamper when they were done. I lost my faith in humanity that day... it was a dark time.

Wait, is it weird to share a shower with your significant other? My boyfriend and I take showers together all the time. Now, we don't share toothbrushes or floss or razors, but still, you got me worried I'm gross.

Come on, because space. Don't be that guy. If you really have to break it down, it's fiction, because it's a story and didn't happen, and it's science because it takes place in space aboard an exploding space station.

A Schiano Man thinks the government shutdown is justified.

Enemy Mine might have too many supporting characters to qualify, but I'm going to offer it up as an honourable mention since about 75% of the running time focuses on the two main characters.

A Schiano Man doesn't sleep because sleep is the cousin of death, who is a faggot.

A Schiano Man thinks Steubenville was just boys being boys.

A Schiano Man isn't racist, because he doesn't mind the "good ones."

A Schiano Man wrote down the unwritten rules.

A Schiano Man always puts his heavy coat in the overhead bin on full flights, and yells at the flight attendant that he won't put it under the chair because there might be spiders there.

A Schiano Man stands on the walking side of the escalator and actively attempts to block your path when you try to pass around him.

A Schiano man isn't afraid to kick in his child's locked bedroom door after an argument, because he paid for that goddamn door!

A Schiano Man thinks fancy yellow mustard is too fancy to eat and that dijon mustard is for "fucking faggots"

A Schiano Man breaks up her daughters birthday party at 4 so he can watch football. Because "If it weren't for me she wouldn't have had the party, or clothes or a roof over her head."

This is the first shot I took for Athletes Among Us. I'm lucky it turned out so well, otherwise I may have stopped before I started. I had the idea for this shot but no permission to use the location, so we practiced the shot in the parking lot. Once we were ready we walked in the store, but before we could get the…

When we'd been together for about a year, my then-boyfriend had a nightmare where I had labour complications and he had to choose between me or the baby, and he chose me. He woke up completely disturbed and scared for me. It was actually one of the things that made me realize he was amazing.