She was in an episode of Drunk History and it was the best thing ever. (Also Lisa Bonet was in a different episode. Equally amazing. WATCH THE SHOW.)

Offensively, they were terrible.
Three interceptions, one fumble, Geno got sacked five times.
Defensively, no surprise there a lot better than their offense.

Do dogs understand object permanence? Mind doesn't seem too. He has some trouble with fetch unless he can see the ball.

I think we all expected the Jaguars and Raiders to be far bigger shitshows. The Jaguars at least haven't disappointed

I'm an overweight housewife and I'm apparently qualified to play any position with the Jets, starting with Head Coach. I mean, COME ON.

I'm a 27 year old with a drinking problem but I'm also 6'4, 190. After watching this I have a feeling that I might be qualified to play wideout in the NFL.

I starred this but also think that everyone who starred this should be banned.

My favorite moment on Deadspin every week is when I see the top of Robert Evans head when I read the Jambaroo. It's like seeing the peak of Everest over and over.

Not trolling, I swear. But isn't uncovering the truth enough? Isn't that intrinsically valuable, regardless of what the truth is? Isn't that the point?

Oh man, I'm totally with you on that one. That shit makes me cringe. I have a co-worker who says "THAT BEING SAID" after pretty much every sentence she utters whilst explaining something to clients on the phone. It makes me want to put my head through a plate glass window.

That's similar to Adam Carolla's musings that no celebrity has ever driven a Chevy Celebrity, no one in Malibu drives a Malibu, but an escort might drive an Escort.

"Is it possible that teams are balking because he hasn't come out and they're worried he will while he's with the team, thus creating a media firestorm at a potentially inopportune time?"

THIS. Carson comes across as likable and self-effacing and unmotivated by money. Seacrest...well? To be fair though, I've always liked Carson more.

With Miss Piggy on board, he couldn't even last until takeoff before she karate-chopped him out.

You're the luckiest fucking person on the planet. I hope you tell that story a thousand times a day.

True story- I was on vacation with my parents in Mexico and there was a lady with an adorable dog sitting at the bar of the hotel. I, of course, had to go up and say hi to the dog. When I approached the dog, the owner turned around and it was Betsey Johnson. We proceeded to spend the next two hours talking about…

Ill make sure it goes in my last will and testament to post them here because they are certainly not seeing the World Wide Web while I'm still breathing

Huh? Nothing happens.

You underestimate the laziness of some people

My heart totally breaks for everyone involved in this story - the people who have 40K to spend renting a house, the landlord who owns a house in an exclusive, expensive real estate area... So much injustice suffered on each side, for both of these people.