I've got the mastoiditis. I shall take my condolences in GIF form, a-thank you.

Tom Kha is my a great love of mine. Never made it though - easy you say?

Can't die from heroin if you never try heroin. Don't start, kids.

Well done, Gentlemen.

I... did not expect that.

Bill's just mad Bey won't return any of his phone calls. She would if he'd just take Kid Rock off his ringback.

They should have ended on karate kick. Always end on karate kick.

How about we make fun of her terrible book without the link to buy it at the bottom, mmmkay? I don't want anyone buying this dumb bitch's book even accidentally.

DS: "There's no racism here. If you don't want to be... walking... into a basketball game with a certain... person, is that racism?"

There's always Anne Frankenstein's Monster. My Dad's Boyfriend is a favorite as well. Both of those are kinda in poor taste though.

Very true. If there's one thing that's been discussed to death it's how procedural all this needs to be to make sure he has no wiggle room in the courts.

Humane penalties... But that's so BORING! No, you're right of course - Right in a way I hadn't even thought of too. I really hadn't thought about it triggering me too but now that you mention it that state of confusion was how I felt after my experiences. Not so coincidental I imagine. Thank you for your thoughts.

This is a solid group of ideas that I'm going to need to step through in the next few weeks. Taking the time to spell out everything for me in this time of fogginess means more to me than I can say. Thank you.

We know she knows it wasn't right and I've heard she feels more embarrassed than anything, which she's clearly been advised that she can feel that way but shouldn't as this isn't her fault. I'm sorry someone felt the need to drag you into their gross bullshit.

I appreciate that. There's a lot of "I" in my comment because if I focus on how I feel instead of how it's going there, I just might stay off the floor.

(Trigger Warning) I was walking into work Monday morning on the phone with my best friend when she told me her wonderful, beautiful 8 year old daughter had revealed that someone's been touching her. I don't think I've ever howled before but in my work parking lot, I howled. I'm 2,000 miles away from them and I feel so…

I think any nurse with a reasonable grip on reality would readily admit that a portion of their job is service. I was in the hospital recently for baby-having and nurses were great, some sucked, and I made sure I was vocal about both. Anywhere you have to fulfill something for a person in front of that person is…

So we're all in agreement that that's Charles Manson, right?

You know, my guy doesn't kiss after I finish him off and I'm OK with it. It makes him uncomfortable so I respect that.

If we send out another gold plaque for aliens to find in a few billion years, with any luck that quote will be engraved on it.