For Whom The Chime Tolls by Metallicka

Good, I was worried for a sec there that you'd actually get an unoffensive answer.

Good God, I would never get out of bed if I had his luscious ass on retainer.

But the penalty for stupidity is not rape.

No matter how many times you post it, it's still not funny. I bet you're fun at parties.

I appreciate that you're not one of the jokers piling onto DougExeter's slime heap.

Hang in there. This crowd is the exact group that can't handle the idea that most women they know have likely been raped at some point in there lives, and maybe a few dudes they know too.

I'm going to have a go at why in the name of science that would ever work:

What kind of fucking terrorist puts water in their eggs? Who taught them this?

Thanks for sucking all the feels out of me on this fine Tuesday afternoon.

I have written you a short poem:

I have written you a short poem:

I'm banking on the "I'm exhausted enough at the end of the day to want to be unconscious, I'll probably be so fucking tired at 80 that I'm ready to die" principle that's so lovingly used on the Lifetime Channel weekly movie.

Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

Aziz Ansari sari not sorry.

What up, ombré? Is anyone else getting a serious Hiddleston vibe from Jared here?

I feel like there is a lot - A LOT a lot - more details that will come out before this is over. Or maybe that's just my fevered wishful hoping that something this insane has a better explanation than, "you cray, we cut out yur baby."

I have to know: this article and comment thread are over a month old and now, in the last 3 days it's suddenly popped back up in popularity in a big, BIG way. Where did you find this?