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So a week after I started this job, a guy who no longer worked at the publication I worked for died in a car accident. I never met him, and he was a copy editor so it wasn’t like I was familiar in any way with him through what he wrote.
But nevertheless, the EOC said everyone needed to go. So I went. And somehow the

I am going to keep this one short and sweet.

My partner claims to hate these sorts of shows, but can get into Dateline NBC & watched The Jinx with me. And it looks like this.

It’s streaming on..Hulu or maybe Netflix..or it at least it was. ANYWAY: It’s HILARIOUSLY bad. Basically, someone says “oh my house is haunted”. A home inspector (my favorite) Brian comes out and looks at the list of complaints. Like “Door opens on its own”. He’ll check out the door and normally chalk it up to cats

I am attracted to this woman and would like to have sexual relations with her.

OMG I REMEMBER YOUR HAND FROM THAT EPISODE!

he simply wants to thank his wife for being a good mother

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I’m not sure why this is regarded any differently than other tissue donation; it’s not like it has any more influence on a woman’s decision to get an abortion than signing and organ donor card influences someone’s decision to die in a traffic accident. It’s just to make some good out of a bad situation.

It's kind of nice that someone can be pro-choice and also acknowledge that abortion can be really sad. it's almost like the world doesn't have to be 100% black and white.

Yes, but it’s also worth remembering that Kate Middleton also made this face when meeting Idris Elba, which basically translates to “I’m a half a glass of bad chardonnay away from climbing you like a jungle gym, pal,” and you know, there’s a lot to be said for relatability.

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My grandmother made me wear a menstruation belt IN THE NINETIES. I honestly don’t know how she even found one.

Menstrual belts. Hell no.

Every time I see any member of the Bluth family all I can think is:

My daughter is 12 and I bought her her own damn copy because that purple book? the one with the cover art shown above? that’s mine and it’s still in my closet.

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