“She’s just a friend.”

WHY THE FUCK AM I STILL READING THIS THREAD THE NEXT DAY AND NOW I JUST CONTRIBUTED A STORY TO IT OH GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME I’M GOING TO BARF EXCEPT I’M NOT DONE READING YET

Not my story, but my best friend’s: she and her husband were in their early 20s and trying to scrape by in a shitty apartment with one salary and a baby in Fort Greene (Brooklyn). A beloved aunt and uncle came to visit so my friend decided to fix dinner rather than go out, in order to save money. She made rice,…

Goddammit I am hate-reading the hell out of this thread right now.

12-year-old boys are the clumsiest humans ever. Like, they just spontaneously fall out of chairs, or run into doorways. You can see it in the video - the kid is just walking but he’s not used to his big Puberty Feet yet and boom, down he goes. They should not be allowed near anything valuable. Or breakable. Or other…

I’m a Christian. Like a pray every day (and often), go to church, read the Bible kind of Christian. I’ve been one for a long time. I couldn’t even watch this video because I loathe John Piper so much. I consider myself a pro-life Democrat but I support PP because they are so, SO much more than abortions, and the…

So bershon.

I am an Android user (smartphone and tablet) and I CANNOT use iPhones. They are utterly mysterious to me. Whenever someone hands one to me to look at a picture or read a website or whatever, within 1 second I have done something that has opened up something else and I have no idea how to undo it. Within 2 seconds of…

I hear leeches are good for removing toxins, too. And don’t forget to keep the windows shut to keep out the miasma.

Thank you for bringing this comment to our collective attention again. I have been calling people (particularly my boss) “fucky” under my breath ever since this comment made its debut. Just to say/think it brightens my day.

I am protesting about the trope of wrapping one’s naked self in the sheet when walking away from a bed. NO REAL PERSON DOES THIS IN REAL LIFE. Completely re-making a bed is annoying, and having the sheet pulled off your sleeping self so your SO can wrap themselves in it is annoying. Real people either just walk away…

YES. The only thing offensive in this ad is that she sticks out her white yogurt-coated tongue to lick the spoon. nonononono eww.

I want J. Crew to stay just the way it is so that the Drunk J. Crew tumblr never runs out of material.

Hilarious picture, although it keeps freaking me out because I could be your twin. The first thing I thought when I saw it was wtf is this picture of me? And then next, Oooh, braids, cute idea! And then, Oh, so that style of glasses *would* look cute on me.

Robin Thicke confuses my pants. I know I should hate him, I know he is loathesome and represents everything I oppose, but my secret shame is that “Blurred Lines” was the first thing of his that I ever saw/heard (yeah, yeah, I know he didn’t even write it) and I’ve watched it about a million times. Because, those eyes…

Haha, yes, fucking crazy is the wildcard element. I was not at all fucking crazy and none of my four siblings were either, and thankfully I think my kids have inherited those lack-o-crazy genes. Now, performance anxiety and perfectionism we’ve got in spades! Whoo!

As a single mother of two teens and nearly a third (12-year-old turns thirteen in August) I have to say that IT DOESN’T HAVE TO BE THIS WAY. When my kids were little all I ever heard from parents with older kids was “ohhhh, just wait until they’re teenagers.” As a result, I was terrified of having teens. Turns out…

Please dear god let Shy Ronnie be there too!

One of my best friends in college was a guy. I adored him in a completely platonic way. We had been friends for two years when I started dating someone who couldn't handle the relationship (my previous boyfriend had been fine with it and the three of us had been buds with no tension at all). New boyfriend gave me an…