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This is a good explanation.

It maybe should have been a three or six part series. I couldn’t figure out who anyone was (and I have a degree in Medieval history) and I wasn’t really invested in the characters. 

I love Chris Pine, but he is weirdly unsexy in the Outlaw King. Aaron Taylor-Johnson who’s generally not my type is at least 10 times hotter in the movie. Also, it’s not a good movie. 

I’ve had my share of teacher training sessions about teaching explosive students and the current thinking is rather Hulk-esque. Learn what sets them off and take steps A, B or C when they do get set off. I always think I’m the back of my mind “what happens in the real world when people don’t have a protocol for

THAT’S NOT A JOB!

Does anyone else not comprehend ennui? I mean I understand the definition, I also understand lack of motivation due to depression but languorous ennui? A puzzle. 

You can disapprove of what the president says every day, or that day, and still support his broader agenda.”

I’m just happy that Rubio, Trump and Ted Cruz are all friends again. I can rest easily tonight. 

I really can’t attest to the quality of Montreal bagels outside of Montreal and a few surrounding suburbs. I’ve been burned by lame  ass poutines in various non-Québec provinces. 

I used to drink strong tea in the morning because I didn’t like the taste of coffee. But since I’ve had my kids I practically need an IV of black coffee to get going. 

Why would you deny yourself something so, so delicious? Although Montreal bagels are slightly more delicious than NYC bagels. I’m sorry, but I will die on this hill.

Husband-to-be owned an entire house with (wait for it) two guest rooms. It was ridiculous. 

Since then I have actually heard other guys griping about this. I think these dummies are blissfully unaware that women biologically require more toilet paper than they do. Probably didn’t grow up with sisters.  

I was seriously in love with some bozo when I was in my early 20’s. It took only a month of living together to discover he monitored and commented upon my toilet paper consumption. A lot. If I’d married that guy it either would have been a quick divorce or murder. 

The only person I know IRL who waited till after their wedding is my sister-in-law. This woman was in her mid 30’s and insisted on driving home at 11 PM during a  blizzard because “her parents’ didn’t want her to sleep over until they were married”. 

Getting married to anyone that you haven’t fucked or lived with first is a big risk. There are MANY potential relationship dealbreakers that are not exposed until those two things happen     

I find it hilarious when people look forward to wedding night fucking! Sex after a super long day hosting is almost guaranteed to be subpar. If it’s also your first time fucking each other it just increases the likelihood that the sex will probably not be fantastic. 

I voted once voted when heavily pregnant and went into labor that night. I remember being relieved that I had gotten the chance to vote before I had to go to the hospital. And this was just a regular election, not the fight against the forces of pure evil that you all are facing. This would be a good program for other

Some First Ladies were fashionable (Michelle, Jackie, Nancy Regan) while others less so (Eleanore Roosevelt, Hillary, both Bushes). But all dressed appropriately.