These songs came out at a time when I was in uni, active in socialist and feminist groups and dating a guy in an extremely earnest alternative band. I don’t think I could admit to myself that I liked Nelly or Britney or Christina.

If you had said shorts, FISHNET STOCKINGS and Doc Martens I might have been suspicious that you were me (plus open flannel shirt with a Pixies or Sonic Youth tee for the win).

With just the right amount of alcohol, the first movie was a goddamn masterpiece. The right amount is key though, not drunk enough and you’ll be unable to withstand its awfulness. Too drunk and it will depress you. I laughed so hard with my friend during it that I got the hiccups.

A lot of the songs on the list I hated at the time because they were in heavy rotation on the radio and in clubs.

Rumer seems eternally thirsty.

My apologies to Carol Burnett, I’ve had a rough week and I was thinking that she passed away recently (was mixing her up with MTM I think).

I feel you. A wanted pregnancy is a nice thing. Those pics are over the top and funny and made me smile when I saw them. Then I just HAD to read the comment thread.

Been in her shoes and was terrified to do anything to jinx the pregnancy that finally stuck. Maternity photos were firmly in the jinx category.

This whole thing mystifies me too. Either way, the child is theirs, why would anyone give a flying fuck about it?

AND, us Canadians would love warmer places to vacation that don’t require a passport. Quid pro quo.

Between the two of them they don’t just have bags under their eyes, they’ve got a 5 piece luggage set.

So I guess someone’s career being over only applies to women in Hollywood.....

Or Republicans are evil opportunists without a shred of dignity.

Right, the fact that she voted yes in committee makes it crystal fucking clear that she’s playing the long con on this one.

OR ARE PANDERING TO THEIR CONSTITUANCY BECAUSE THEY KNOW THIS DANGEROUS LUNATIC WILL BE CONFIRMED ANYWAYS.

Welp, looks like the DeVos family is well on its way to securing a future generation to toil in the mines and fields where their tiny hands are needed.

Word on the street is that Ivanka and Jared are currently being phased out in favour of Bannon’s Nazi cabal.

It’s not so much the artists as the group of artists. I can just picture him telling his art buyer: make sure everything’s MODERN art, cause I’m a modern guy. (Before anyone comments, yes I know Basquait’s style was not modern, but you get the idea).

God, Johnny Depp has the same taste in art as a student in a first year art history course.

Talk radio is only an acceptable form of entertainment in one of these 3 situations: