My 5 year old took the bus to school for the first time today and I spent the day shaking and stress vomiting at work. I think putting him on an airplane alone would actually kill me.

Change daughter for son and you are me. And my son is living proof that early therapy and intervention make a world of difference. Seeking out conspiracy theories does zero to help your kid.

Yeah he’s pretty awful.

I’d also never heard of this which is weird because I LOOOVVVED Timeline when I was in my early teens and would have read Westworld had I known about it.

FILL THE GAME OF THRONES VOID WESTWORLD! It seems to have potential.

Acquaintance. Most assuredly not a friend.

Legal Jezzies should a judge immediately recuse themselves when a case involves the company their SO works for? It seems sketchy AF that this judge heard a case involving Sony...

This girl I went to college with was having a big Facebook fit about it because she’s married to a cop. I mean we’re not even American, there’s zero reason to pearl clutch.

Hand Stuff: 1993 Stanley Cup Playoffs

Make damn sure you’re not late for Tyra’s class!

Honestly I’d probably be more comfortable in a burkini than a regular bathing suit. Thanks to my clingy ass kids pulling at me I flashed multiple strangers this summer.

I live in Québec and some disgusting politicians have been trying to stir up this vile debate here, but thankfully the general public doesn’t seem overly interested in following France’s lead on this one.

YES! Let’s blame her! Her stupidity forced that scumbag to assault her!

Retzlaff didn’t receive the promotion because she was unqualified.

At the time the media treated her like she was crazy for doing that. She doesn't look so crazy anymore.

Also I hope you actually have autism and you’re handle’s not what you consider a joke or you're a tremendous asshole.

If memory serves there were multiple episodes centred around teen pregnancy in the first season, though not involving Rivera’s character.

AND IT WAS GLORIOUS!

I WANT TO SEE THAT