Liza?

Wouldn't it be hilarious if she deleted all of those precious 4th of July Instagram posts. Those posts will always live in my heart though.

Words cannot begin to describe my feelings about this.

Wow, pinkwashing and hunting, two of my most hated things joining forces. Slap a bow tie on those outfits and you’ll have a trifecta of shit that annoys me.

He WAS hot in The Departed, I think that was the last time I found him hot. You are not alone.

I still have a soft spot in my heart for Linda H.

Shocked that he never hooked up with whatever this was called (I only saw Avatar once and passed out about 15 minutes in).

BUT Bugles with dip > nacho Bugles.

Bugles > soul.

If that’s all it takes to be the stupidest bitch at Gawker, I’m invading and claiming the stupid bitch throne. I have 38 years of solid bitchery to draw upon.

Am late to the party on the Titanic tribute, was actually on real boats most of the week (none sank).

You know keeping a prisoner on death row costs more than keeping someone in prison for life, right?

I’m Canadian, curling isn’t actually considered weird or esoteric where I live. Hard pass.

I have a degree in Medieval history and am definitely drawn to those exact extracurriculars. I draw the line at falconry though.

Hayyy Billy Zane, haven't seen you in a while.

Of course the death penalty is more palatable when applied to someone like this, a clearly guilty multiple murderer. It unfortunately doesn't erase all the times the death penalty was wrongfully given.

I wanted to take fencing in college but the class was at 7AM on Fridays. Laziness > interesting new experiences.

Just trying to picture Mr.Needlessly-Defiant's face if I proposed putting our eldest in fencing lessons (background: he thinks I purposely choose weird, esoteric activities for our kids).

Sad to see you go. Congrats on the newborn, the lack of sleep means you only remember the good stuff.

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