Especially as a weekly feature. I won't comment after this week, but I find this disappointing all around.

Love my Jezzies, like Madeleine as a writer, but this seems really wrong to me.

Counterpoint: despite her legendary status and fanbase, this is a human child.

Sorry in advance for being that guy. I understand this column comes from a place of love and that this child’s parents have been pimping her to the reality tv gods for years.

The only Murdoch news we really want: is there still talk about Wendi Deng and Putin?

Yeah cause the Daily Caller is such a font of respectability:

Has anyone else been repeatedly going to Nate Silver’s website to reassure themselves? It’s oddly soothing.

I think Bridesmaids was also a slow but steady moneymaker, so that’s a hopeful precedent.

You have no idea how happy that detail made me.

I know a lot of women in my age group (30-40) who are planning to see it, we’re just fucking busy. Maybe the demographic of this movie is not like the fanboys who see stuff on opening weekend, rather the movie will see steady business throughout the summer.

It’s spelled klassy.

It reminds me of when my 6th graders try and explain one of their feuds to me. I never fully comprehend what their beef is, because 99% of the time they’re feuding about something stupid. Stars, they’re just like 12 year olds.

That’s strangely beautiful.

You know Chris Christie must shed a tear every night because he knows Springsteen hates him (and his manservant duties didn't net him the VP nom).

Yes. Just reading about the mass killer in Nice who it seems, surprise surprise, was apparently a wife and child beater. Who knows what kinds of tragedies could be averted if domestic violence were easier to prosecute and got the perpetrators serious prison sentences.

Please tell me that a) that quote is from 1963 or b) he’s talking about smoking pot.

They’re an interesting hair duo, I’ll give them that. Bird’s Nest and the Iron Helmet. It’s like a superhero team with the combined powers of racism and homophobia.

I’m in Canada and that’s just not a big enough blanket for winter lazing. Sorry, not sorry.

It’s not just the super rich. I’m in a couple of “mom” groups and so many of the mothers that don’t work outside the home are hawking stuff that a “no promotion” clause had to be added to the rules of 2 of the groups. Homemade cards, those stupid mermaid blankets, shit involving mason jars, baby meditation classes,…