Montreal smoked meat > corned beef, for the record.

Maybe as a teenager and I don’t remember now....but it’s like, the one body part I’ve never been self-conscious about, I don’t need to stare at it.

I have exactly one uppity Christian mom on my Facebook feed (my kid was friends with her kid, I was unaware of the zealotry) and I cannot bring myself to flush her. Her Facebook page is like a circus train derailment, it’s so comically that I can’t look away. I am weak.

How do people even know what their labia looks like? Mirrors? Labia selfies? I’m 38 and have no clue if my labia is big or not, all I know is that it’s a trusted friend that does its job.

I had a LOT of fun in my twenties, then had two kids so I guess this represents my vag to crazy, possibly fictitious god sandwich lady.

I remember the name Robert Kardashian from the OJ trial, but I don’t remember knowing anything else about the family. While perhaps on the periphery of notoriety, I think as a family they were far from being well known.

Does anyone else think this kid was coached? Famous is not really a concept that toddlers get (or maybe I just hang with very down to earth toddlers). #KardashianKidKonspiracy.

Every time I run out of geektacular shows the Netflix gods proffer a new offering.

It was actually an episode of Raiders of the Lost Art.

You just know that’s going to flash through my brain next time I’m put under.

Actually just watched an interesting documentary about how Van Gogh really owes part of his posthumous fame to his sister-in-law, who worked tirelessly promoting him. The other part would be the talent, of course.

That Roger Ailes didn’t show up at the hospital and grab his dick when he was under anesthesia?

Thanks for the input Neil, case closed!

38 years old, no ties to hipsterism, just an abiding love for my Girls. I slept at my grandmother’s house about every second Friday night as a kid and our routine was cards, followed by GG tea and biscuits. At 32 when I was on bed rest for months with a precarious but desperately wanted pregnancy the Golden Girls…

Someone on the Bachelorette may not be there for the right reasons?

Gossip sites and tabloids seem WAY more interested in this Katie and Jamie thing than I think the general public is. But the whole clandestine thing could be to avoid trouble from Scientology operatives, so I’ll give them a pass.

He has SO been binge watching House of Cards and trying to pull a fancy political maneuver.

The Kardashians are making me feel better about the fact that we can’t afford to travel this summer. At least our grounds are crackpipe free and my partner is present at any and all birthday parties. Thanks Kardashians.

Why is there a sequel to the Teenage Mutant Ninja turtles reboot and no movie about this BAMF’s life?

No it’s a really unambiguously female name