Uh, if the laws were that outdated (which, frankly, surprises me a little bit, WTF Germany), I don’t think “foreigners” are the main problem in the situation.

Canada, she’s not well known here (I don’t think anyways, maybe there’s a rabid Rita Ora fanbase in Winnipeg or something).

But is she one of those women that laments how tough it is because she’s soooo preeeeety? It doesn’t make a woman any less a feminist, it’s just insufferable.

And let’s not forget the fact that there was a young child in the car. This delicate flower of a cop was so eager to protect himself (from nothing) that he risked the life of a 4 year old.

And yet belligerent white men prancing around with assault rifles don’t even merit a second glance from most cops.

Thank you Kara for giving words to this sheer sense of anger, sadness and frustration.

AND WITH A 4 YEAR OLD IN THE CAR? This makes me want to go right back to bed.

He’s mad because Hillary released an ad of him playing golf? Doesn’t he own a motherfucking golf course?

HAHAHAHA! He dated RITA ORA? You just made my morning although I’m deeply ashamed that I know who any of these people are.

Objectively, if you knew nothing else about him, he’s good looking, so there's that.

Plus the interview was done by Naomi Wolf. While I don’t always agree with Wolf’s writing, I still believe her eyes must be lost somewhere in the back of her head after that assignment.

“Low key you won’t tell none of your friends about me.”

Meh, depends on how long the couple have been together, if they’re cohabitating, etc. It’s not a bad thing to be honest about where you want your relationship to go.

When I was 14 my boyfriend wrote “I love (insert my real name here) in liquid paper on the back of his bomber jacket. This was too lame for me, a chubby teenager with braces who still secretly played with Barbies and I immediately dumped him. Just sayin’.

I do enjoy celebrity relationship gossip, but Hiddleswift is a different animal entirely. It’s just so unbelievably weird and affected and awkward that it’s just glorious. I mean part of me thinks that these photo ops are so stupid that they must be in on the joke, but then they do another, even stupider one that…

Wouldn’t it be awesome if their respective publicists fell in real love while meticulously plotting their clients’ fake love?

It’s like the law was specifically written to fuck with people who have to abort because of problems with the fetus. Because that’s already such a pleasant experience, why wouldn’t you want some nosy asshole sharing it with you?

I don’t follow basketball but vaguely liked them because they all seem adorable. Then I stumbled on an article about them in which changed my impression. They seem like a family that would absolutely have a Jesus fish on their bumper.

Those in-shower trimmers are the best.

I was preoccupied with grooming for many years, then life got too hectic and I went natural. I got a full wax a few months ago in anticipation of a romantic trip and discovered I hate waxing. My outer ladyparts felt numb and a couple of days later my skin got irritated. I'm now on team crew cut for life.