I wonder if Florida’s crazy ass gun laws having any impact on snowbirds and tourism. This is purely anecdotal, but where I live middle class people of a certain age retired to Florida by default. I’ve seen a recent trend in people my parents’ age retiring to more exotic locales (Portugal and Belize are becoming…

I had a whole list of amazing movies that I curated to introduce my kids to film. They would rather watch random shit on Netflix and they have much more willpower than I. This is why I spent last weekend viewing some godawful Alvin and the Chipmunks sequel 4 times.

If it’s annoying my kids will LOVE it. Their current favourite is “Spooky Buddies”which, in my humble opinion, has a level of annoyance that almost makes one think they are actually hallucinating.

Baby totally required a pink velour halter dress and white platform shoes. Don’t ask me how I know this.

Sporty and Posh were the 2 easiest Halloween costumes when you and your friends decided to dress up as the Spice Girls for Halloween (which I TOTALLY DIDN’T DO TWICE). Thus logically they would be the 2 most easily replaced by randos.

I would assume that type of thing is handled by publicists.

They were constantly grasping at straws to find something “controversial” about her, when she has really done her job impeccably.

I don’t really know much about him beyond the fact that he’s one of the internet’s boyfriends.

I will forever be in awe of Michelle’s class and restraint during her tenure as FLOTUS. Imagine a gang of stupid, racist, liars, all of whom have a vendetta against you and your husband and blather on about it constantly. Now imagine having to mix socially with that gang and having them in your damn house on a regular…

I mean, the Hiddleston/Swift make out pics were staged, we all agree on that right? The question now is if a wealthy, successful and worldly business woman staged pictures to piss off a douchey, name-appropriating ex-boyfriend. Because that’s pretty hilarious if it’s the case.

It’s possible that she has no desire to have kids. It’s also possible that she is infertile or has had miscarriages, thus making these incessant, stupid tabloid covers all the more awful.

I prefer canoodling, sorry not sorry.

I’m from the Northeast, a parent and a huge tightass with my kids where water is concerned. That being said, in other places No Swimming signs usually mean that there’s a strong current or no lifeguards. It’s generally accepted that putting your feet in the water is NOT the same as swimming. Like you, I am also…

Yes, I bitched about the Benjen spoiler the other week, but this week’s headline is acceptable. I thought everyone agreed last week that Arya wasn’t dead.

I remember my French teacher in high school dressed the same way every day: pencil skirt, silk blouse, stilettos, reading glasses on a pearl chain AND an enormous beehive. The rumour was that she never washed it and we would try to shoot bits of eraser or paper in it to see if they would be there the next day (I can’t…

Yeah, if I was a person of means and connections of Crawford, modelling wouldn’t make the short or even the long list of things I’d want my kids to do in life.

I mean, those prisoners are already getting the ultimate consequence for their actions. Now the state is actually spending hundreds of thousands of dollars to ensure that they can still slap a bit of legal torture onto their sentences? Oh The South, I’ll just never understand you.

Is...is he wearing a ladies bathing suit in that gif?

I held off on House of Cards for a long time, but started last week and it’s pretty addictive. Also I don’t know if this is only on Canadian Netflix, but there are some pretty good shows about British and Irish castles.

I usually assemble a composed salad with whatever leftovers we have hanging around. My current favourite is salad with smoked salmon, avocado, boiled egg with a little balsamic vinegar. My husband refers to it as my “smell up the break room salad”.