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There are state and local races on the ballot today as well. The biggest one is for a Wisconsin state supreme court seat, which the conservative majority currently holds and would like to continue holding.

I live in Milwaukee and I think when this is done, in a just society, those Republican legislators should be charged criminally for the death and destruction they are causing all so a horrifying bigot can keep his position on the broken Wisconsin Supreme Court.

I live in Queens, NY. It’s the hardest hit County in the country. For the past weeks I’ve been hearing stories of a friend of a friend of a friend, or a Client’s brother-in-law, expecting it to get closer. Yesterday it did. A friend from childhood has been hospitalized since Wednesday. His wife has been hospitalized

Ok, here me out: it is entirely possible to be killed by a great white shark while taking a bath in your bathtub. They can easily swim up through the plumbing, through the bathtub drain, right into the tub. And they aren’t always visible to the eye until they are just ready to attack... CHOMP!!! And it doesn’t matter

I said elsewhere today, but it stands repeating here, any bitching about Hunter Biden’s nepotistic escapades should be met with “Oh, so kind of a lesser version of what Jared Kushner is up to? And his wife? Completely unqualified nitwits in positions they have no fucking business being in? I mean, if you’re at all conc

I’ve got a weird one. I think I did this well into middle school. I always got the passenger side window seat in the back seat, and, for whatever reason, every single time my parents drove us anywhere, I would imagine there was a very long saw attached to the car, and the only way to save all the mailboxes, telephone

I was a very advanced reader and “gifted,” so I was reading long before I knew all the words used in a book or could pronounce them correctly. I also was sensitive.

The idea behind quarantining groceries is because of the packaging, not the food. Also keep in mind that many glossy cardboard food boxes have plastic coatings, which means that the virus could potentially live longer than one would think. Bottom line – given the circumstances, everybody should do what makes them

I agree. I tied to follow this protocol the other day and it gets maddening how quickly you realize “oops touched the bowl with the same hand that touched the box, wipe it off”. “Oops set the box on the counter, wipe the counter”. And on and on. Which I understand is extremely anal but cross contamination is hard to

Here’s the thing- even if these shoes weren’t ugly AF, feet sweat. These would quickly get pilly & smelly. Little fur fuzzballs stuck to the bottoms of your feet & between your toes would be gross looking & feeling too. Hard pass.

I loved them until you said that. Now I’m like, “Are they just Candies? With fur?” And I don’t know. And, you know, Candies were famous for costing like $20 and $10 for the knock offs. So...$450?

This shoe reminds me of the high heeled “slippers” worn with feather edged robes by cliche divas in old movies. 

Eckhaus Latta presents and sells their luxury brand as an open, gender fluid concept, meant to celebrate the expression of many types of bodies and spirits.

Not explicitly New Year’s-y, but my mother spent the last 20-30 minutes of our weekly phone call talking about why I should try to lose weight for my wedding. I have asked her not to talk to me about weight loss, I explained (again!) why I don’t want to put that pressure on myself, and while she usually gets it and

Not sure if this is what you’re looking for, but:

You know, another story comes to mind that I had repressed. It was not Christmas but Thanksgiving.

Christmas/Chanukah dinner, 16-17 or so years ago, at the home on my grandparents in a nice Boston suburb. Me, my four adult brothers, mom, an aunt and uncle. Three years or so before, we had had a holiday blowout starring my unmedicated, bipolar mother and a shotgun (see my “Most Disastrous Thanksgiving Meal”

I suppose there was the time my dad tried to show me the amateur cam porn site he thought I should go on to make extra money, once my stepmom was out of the room.

Can we possibly have a sweet Pissing Contest next week? I’m set to have Christmas dinner with my mom’s husband who threatened to give everyone Trump Rally jigsaw puzzles for X-Mas on FB. I'd spend it with some friends instead except my favorite aunt and uncle are coming into town and we just lost my grandpa so it