I’m 4.5 minutes into her netflix special and I want to throw myself off the roof. Either from secondhand embarrassment or because her laugh is so annoying, I can’t tell.

Isn’t SNL on late at night? I’d have thought profanity wouldn’t be such a big deal in that time slot. Why not embrace the ability to drop a few f-bombs (or, as I like to call them, fuck-bombs)?

First, your autoplay videos suck. Why did I all of the sudden start hearing Adam Devine talking about his shitty movie in the middle of an article about Jenny Slate?

She talks like I imagined a baby would if it eas fully capable but still had a baby's mental capacity. 

I hope this isn’t too extreme of a statement, but I like both Scorsese and Marvel movies.

At least we found common ground in our disbelief (haha) that one day we’d be bemoaning the loss of Disqus.

Cat feesh?

The problem these sequels have created is there is now no longer a reason why Skynet can’t just start the annihilation of humanity a lot earlier. Originally, all they could do was send one Terminator with no fancy weapons back in time. He was formidable, but he was pretty much limited to trying to take out Sarah…

Cardi B is a big deal

I don’t know, I think this might just be the MOST likely movie she’d pop up in short of “Magic Ms. Mike the Reboot”.

I clicked on “How to Date Natalie Dormer” for this?!?!

Are you sure you’re replying to me?

I was just reminded of this series last weekend. Local fair near me had something I hadn’t run into before - a full scale animatronic show that looked like it’d been looted wholesale from a Showbiz as it went out of business.

I can’t do games like this, or Outlast. I can’t do jump scare games where if you get the jump scare—it’s game over. I hate being unable to fight back or struggle because I know that, at least, in real life I’d struggle. I may lose, and likely will lose and die, but give me at least a sliver of a chance to run/fight,…

you hated it because it was written/directed by caucasians?

I have a theory that Jeremy Irons is playing Doctor Manhattan, not Ozymandias. At the very least, Adrian is now working directly with Jon.

He’s absolutely on Mars. We see Doctor Manhattan building a new palace, and it looks just like the caslte that Jeremy Irons is living in.

Jeremy Irons seems a bit odd and detached,…

I mean it has roots from the Klan.

VERY excited for this.

*refreshes PornHub*

The Internet:  We have far too much free time.