Thank you, so much, for being an ally. Fuck those old jew bastards for making all that great rap music, they should have just stuck to making bagels and the news like their own kind was made to! I can’t STAND it when people step out of the boundaries of their race that I hold inside of my head!

You’re kidding right? English bacon is a travesty that doesn’t deserve the name. It’s basically ham. It’s not smoked, it’s not from the belly (which is better), and it’s almost never crispy. I’ve had bacon around London a dozen times and it was good only one time. Once, ever. And that was at a Scandinavian restaurant.

Apparently, we made him feel like crying when we declined to cover the early incarnation of Summly.

Regardless of your perspective, this is our history as a country. To say that these historic items should be destroyed because they represent something about our history that we don’t like is absolutely absurd.

I appreciate the information in the report, but your biased spin on the whole thing really detracts from the…

Doesn’t mean anything? Surely you jest. It means:

It’s a great post for Gawker or Jez or Fusion, but I’m not sure how it fits on Gizmodo The Gadget Guide.

More people I know are going back to breeders because of the ridiculous hoops that shelters are making adopters jump through.

“Men are trash” is simply not the same thing as sexist attacks on women, because you don’t face the systemic oppression that makes sexist slurs so toxic

Google Scripts work differently that something like unroll.me, you’re not granting any specific person/company/anything access here, just yourself. the script runs from your own google account. in this case, it’s an open source script, which you can see here. even if you don’t know a lick of code you can tell that no…

This article just proves the problem with society. You write the half truth and uneducated people take it as the full truth. I paid capital gains tax on my investments so that must mean that I am paying a“ lower rate on that than you are, even though you fucking work for your money.” The problem with this is that I…

Stick to criticizing both of their shitty policies, but sometimes on here the bully writing can be a little sophomoric.

Wait, I am a libertarian! And I’m not okay with this! Let’s step through it to see where it goes wrong.

Here’s a secret to good note taking for those of you in grad school:

Here’s a secret to good note taking for those of you in grad school:

Honestly I could have done without the love story, it was unnecessary and distracting. No reason they couldn’t have been friends and partners in martial arts, the sex was unnecessary.

I guess this would be interesting a few years ago, just not anymore.

Your opening statement that is, not the gadget.

Looking for the part where I mentioned “harmful bacteria” in my reply...

It’s terrifying to me that you have a microbiology degree (if true) and don’t know the meaning of the word “sterile”.

Holy shit, you’re literally too stupid to discuss this with.

This is a correct usage of sterile, though.

First of all what the fuck is this and why is it on my Gizmodo? You should all be ashamed of the political dumping ground this blog (and Deadspin and Jalopnik) has become post-Gawker.