Voice-over: Coming this summer, a motion picture experience unlike any other. One man, who's reputation has become tarnished by one foolish slip of his tongue...

This is great (and kind of depressing). I disagree that it's flowery—I don't think it is at all, and even if it were, it's your story and you can tell it how you'd like.

Here's my Twitter

To learn about Folklore and Mythology.

I made one about a year or so ago when my American lit professor made us live tweet The Last of the Mohicans during class. Again, college is weird.

You had me at "we lay our scene."

I know, and he didn't even have the common courtesy to play any of the good Lady Gaga songs.

The one where everybody loses the ability to talk except for a really quiet girl, who then has to scream in order to save the town from organ-harvesting ghouls.

Today in my Folklore and Mythology class my professor decided to just have us watch Lady Gaga music videos and an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Plus, all Tony Romo did was make the Italian "Fuggedaboutit!" gesture, which should actually be encouraged and taught to children at a very young age.

it's a petulant child acting up like a 2 or 3-year-old.

Best song ever recorded DUAN:

Kindergarten teacher: ♫ Reading is fun and fundamental! ♫

Ha ha ha ha I know, right? But why did you post gifs of football players experiencing excruciating pain and in dire need of medical attention?

He should become a soccer player because soccer players are known for engaging in these kinds of antics on the soccer field or "pitch" as they call it.

They were probably arguing about oil because they are from Kuwait and they have a lot of oil there.

Of course the Rams have had bad luck these last seven years: their playing surface is underneath a ladder for Pete's sake!

may I stake a minor

Did you find the Lost Dutchman's gold? If so, may I stake a minor claim?

Me and my crack team of top scientists have concluded after 24 months of painstaking research that you may be infected with something that poses great danger to your health.